Monkey Jokes

• Short Monkey Jokes
• Monkey One Liners
• Monkey Banana Jokes
• Monkey See Monkey Do Jokes
• Monkey Bars Jokes
• Dead Monkey Jokes
• Monkey Pox Jokes
• More Monkey Jokes

Best Short Monkey Jokes

Short monkey puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monkey humour may include short hamster jokes also.

1. Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom. Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.
   
   I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.
2. 2 monkeys sat on a branch, one says "ooh ooohh aha ha aha!" The other says "careful, that's hot."
3. I read online today that humans, on average, eat more banana than monkeys. It's right you know. I cannot remember the last time I ate a monkey.
4. If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
5. People in the U.S. eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2016, they ate 73,432,384 bananas,
   and only ate 6 monkeys.
6. My wife just told me that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I believe her, bananas are much easier to peel.
7. Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away His funfair will be held next Monkey
8. Two monkeys entered a bath. Monkey 1: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah
   Monkey 2: Calm down, it isn't that hot
9. Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey.
   Johnny said with confidence "the desk".
10. There are two monkeys in a bath.. One goes 'ooh ooh ah ah!'
    The other says 'put some cold in then!'

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about monkey can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of monkey puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Monkey One Liners

Which monkey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monkey? I can suggest the ones about unicorn and chimp.

1. simulation of monkey pressing button simulation complete
2. TIL humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
3. What do you call 2 monkeys that share an amazon account? Prime mates.
4. What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.
5. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
6. The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey
7. The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey
8. What type of key opens a banana? A Monkey :3
9. Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
10. I must have that new monkey pox virus I think Im going bananas
11. How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees.
12. The man who invented auto-correct has suddenly past away... His funfair is next monkey...
13. The internet seems to be going ape over monkey pox. It's a jungle out there!
14. I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox. I'm 2Pox Secure.
15. What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Monkey Banana Jokes

Here is a list of funny monkey banana jokes and even better monkey banana puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A new study showed that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I dont remember the last time I ate a monkey.
• Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!
• Bad jokes are the best jokes Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
  I believe it… I've never eaten a monkey, have you?
• What kind of key opens a banana A mon-key
• I must have that new Monkey Pox virus ! I think Im going bananas
• Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? I mean who eats monkeys?
• So this study shows that humans eat more bananas than monkeys But I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
• Humans eat more bananas than monkeys Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
• A new study says humans eat bananas more than monkeys. I believe it. I know lots of people who eat bananas and none who eat monkeys.
• One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says No it doesn't.

Monkey See Monkey Do Jokes

Here is a list of funny monkey see monkey do jokes and even better monkey see monkey do puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild. monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey
• Statistically humans eat more bananas than monkeys Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here
• What's a good day to see tailless monkeys at the zoo? Any gibbon day of the week
• A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
  His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
  He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
• Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See
• What do you call a blind monkey? A chimp-can't-see.
• Why did the monkey fall out if the tree? He was dead.
  Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
  Monkey see, monkey do.
  Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
  Peer Pressure.
• Why was the monkey very upset? It couldn't see it's baNana!
• What does a black biologist say when he sees a monkey? Whats up cuz!!!
• An old and gold jokes I'm gonna be a t**... & kill 1000 people and a monkey
  Why do you wanna kill a monkey?
  See ! No One Cares about the 1000 people

Monkey Bars Jokes

Here is a list of funny monkey bars jokes and even better monkey bars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know before they had Monkey bars Monkeys would just drink at home.
• Where do chimps go for a night out? The monkey bars....
• Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars.
• Where did the alcohol on the Planet of the Apes come from? monkey bars
• Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park? It's the only place with monkey bars.
• Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
• Why did the banana not enjoy the playground? He was scared of the monkey bars.
• Three monkeys walk into bar. They all order drinks, drink them and leave.
  It was bananas.
• A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
• 2 gay monkeys walk into a bar... [insert punchline]

Dead Monkey Jokes

Here is a list of funny dead monkey jokes and even better dead monkey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead!!
• My brother when he was 5 told me the following joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Now, he said the following with a pretty serious and sad look on his face: Because he was dead.
• 10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
  
  "It's no use, this monkey is dead!"
• A joke I heard at the Ren Fest once...still bad, and still hilarious. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
  Because it was dead.
• Do u know why monkey fell from the tree? Bcs he was dead
• Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
  Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
  It was stapled to the monkey.
• What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased b**... on your o**....
• How come the monkey fell out of the tree? It was F**king dead

Monkey Pox Jokes

Here is a list of funny monkey pox jokes and even better monkey pox puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear that people on Facebook are already freaking out about a monkey pox vaccine? The think it’ll have a microchimp.
• Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur.
• Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer
• Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?
  
• Take a sip of a friend's Coke and say, Oh yeah, I have monkeypox. That means free Coke!
• What's so good to have a monkey pox ? It's like smallpox but monkey-er
• You're automatically entered in the World Health Organization's raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac v**...
• When you have monkey pox. It is always exciting to hear a doctor say, Dear God what the h**... is that?
• A man tests positive for Covid, h**..., and monkey pox after trip to Spain. When asked how his luck could be so bad he said it's contagious

Cheerful Fun Monkey Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about monkey you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean moth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make monkey prank.

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