Monkey Bars Jokes

36 monkey bars jokes and hilarious monkey bars puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monkey bars that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Monkey Bars Short Jokes

Short monkey bars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monkey bars humour may include short animal bar jokes also.

  1. Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park? It's the only place with monkey bars.
  2. Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
  3. Three monkeys walk into bar. They all order drinks, drink them and leave.
    It was bananas.
  4. I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque.

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Monkey Bars One Liners

Which monkey bars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monkey bars? I can suggest the ones about monkey banana and mars bar.

  1. Did you know before they had Monkey bars Monkeys would just drink at home.
  2. Where do chimps go for a night out? The monkey bars....
  3. Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars.
  4. Where did the alcohol on the Planet of the Apes come from? monkey bars
  5. Why did the banana not enjoy the playground? He was scared of the monkey bars.
  6. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
  7. 2 gay monkeys walk into a bar... [insert punchline]
  8. What do muslims use to build muscle? Monkey Bars.
  9. What happens when Curious George Gets in the studio with Kanye West? He spits monkey bars
  10. So 2 gay monkeys walk into a bar...

Monkey Bars Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about monkey bars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monkey bars pranks.

A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill

The bartender looks confused and tells the man he didn't order anything.
The man says I know, but I own the zoo down the street. I heard about the time a grizzly bear, elephant, monkey, tiger, alligator,... walked into a bar. I'm here to pay for the damages.

A man walks out of a bar...

He realizes he must be drunk after having seen an Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman drinking together, A horse, 2 chemists (one dead), a piano player, a dog, a monkey, an octopus, 007, an ostrich as well as a befuddled bartender tending to countless men walking into the bar...

A monkey walks into a bar...

...and asks the bartender:
- Do you have bananas?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?
- I said, no.
- Do you have bananas?
- No, are you deaf or what? If you ask me one more time if I have bananas, I'll NAIL your tongue at the counter!
- ... Do you have nails?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?

A monkey and a weasel go to a bar in California

The monkey sits down at the bar and orders a beer. He gestures at the weasel and says, "he's driving though, so no beer for him." The bartender turns to the weasel and says, "alright, what'll you have?"
"Soda," goes the weasel.

A piano player at a bar has a monkey as a sidekick . . .

. . . who collects tips in a tin can. While the piano player was playing, the monkey squatted over a man's glass and dipped his t**... in the drink.
Infuriated, the man yells at the piano player "Do you know your monkey dipped his b**... in my martini ?!!"
The piano player replies "No man, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up."

Last Halloween

Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other. I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, "Me? I am a Reese's Monkey."

A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar, orders a beer, walks over to the piano, and sets his beer down on it. The piano man's monkey climbs over and pees directly into the glass of beer. The man says
"Hey, do you know your monkey peed in my glass?!?"
The piano man says
"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play it for you."

A guy walks into a bar..

.... he notices a monkey sitting at the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey?" The bartender walks around, sits next to the monkey, and smacks it upside the head with a pan. The monkey goes down and gives him a bj. The bartender walks back and says "pretty cool eh, you want to give it a try?" The guy thinks for a second and says "yea sure, why not, just don't hit me so hard with that pan"

A joke my friend made up in middle school to prove I'd laugh at anything (I cried laughing unfortunately)

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The server comes up to him and says: what'll you have?
The man says I'll take blood in a monkey glass .
The bartender says excuse me?
The man says blood in a monkey glass, ya know just...blood in a monkey glass
The bartender says well you're gonna have to tell me how to make this drink because I've never heard of this...blood in a monkey glass before
The man says well you take blood...and you put it in a monkey glass

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?

A guy walks into a bar with his monkey and tells the bartender, "What do you say you buy me a drink if I can get this monkey here to bl*w me?" The bartender agrees and the guy smacks his monkey upside his head. The monkey falls over, jumps up, pulls the guys thing out, and starts bl*wing. Another guy at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement and says, "Hey, can I try that?!" The monkey owner says, "Sure," and the other guy says, "Okay, just don't hit me that hard."

The Bartender's Monkey

A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender's there behind the bar. Behind the bartender is a monkey in a cage.
The guy asks the bartender, "Hey, what's the monkey for?"
This goes on for awhile...
The bartender gives in and says "Fine, you want to see what the monkey is for?"
The bartender opens the cage, and immediately the monkey jumps out!
The bartender whacks the monkey over the head with a baseball bat. The monkey starts giving the bartender o**... s**....
The guy looks at this and exclaims, "Wow! That's Amazing!"
The bartender looks up at the guy and asks "Hey, do you want to try it?"
The guy says "Sure!, but could you not hit me so hard with the baseball bat?"