The Best 18 Monkey Bar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Monkey Bar jokes. There are some monkey bar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these monkey bar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Monkey Bar Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar ... (NSFW)

A man walks into a bar with a monkey.

The bartender asks "hey man, whats with the monkey?"

The man replies "watch this!"
The man then slaps the monkey and then the monkey starts blowing him.

"Wow that's pretty cool" says the bartender.

"You wanna try?" asks the man.

The bartender says "yeah sure! ... Just don't slap me so hard."

A monkey walks into a bar...

...and asks the bartender:

- Do you have bananas?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?
- I said, no.
- Do you have bananas?
- No, are you deaf or what? If you ask me one more time if I have bananas, I'll NAIL your tongue at the counter!

- ... Do you have nails?
- No.
- Do you have bananas?

A man walks out of a bar...

He realizes he must be drunk after having seen an Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman drinking together, A horse, 2 chemists (one dead), a piano player, a dog, a monkey, an octopus, 007, an ostrich as well as a befuddled bartender tending to countless men walking into the bar...

A monkey and a weasel go to a bar in California

The monkey sits down at the bar and orders a beer. He gestures at the weasel and says, "he's driving though, so no beer for him." The bartender turns to the weasel and says, "alright, what'll you have?"

"Soda," goes the weasel.

Last Halloween

Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other. I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, "Me? I am a Reese's Monkey."


Did you know before they had Monkey bars

Monkeys would just drink at home.

A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar, orders a beer, walks over to the piano, and sets his beer down on it. The piano man's monkey climbs over and pees directly into the glass of beer. The man says
"Hey, do you know your monkey peed in my glass?!?"
The piano man says
"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play it for you."

A guy walks into a bar..

.... he notices a monkey sitting at the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey?" The bartender walks around, sits next to the monkey, and smacks it upside the head with a pan. The monkey goes down and gives him a bj. The bartender walks back and says "pretty cool eh, you want to give it a try?" The guy thinks for a second and says "yea sure, why not, just don't hit me so hard with that pan"

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park?

It's the only place with monkey bars.

Why did the banana not enjoy the playground?

He was scared of the monkey bars.

You can explore monkey bar reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean monkey bar dad jokes. There are also monkey bar puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Three monkeys walk into bar.

They all order drinks, drink them and leave.

It was bananas.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey

I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now..

It's called a Reese's Macaque.

2 gay monkeys walk into a bar...

[insert punchline]

Another tale from the bar.

A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

- Do you have any bananas?

- No,I don't.

( says the barman)

- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)

- No,I have not got any bananas!

- Do you have any bananas?

- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!

- Do you have any nails?

- No,I don't.

- Do you have any bananas?

A guy walks into a bar with his monkey and tells the bartender, "What do you say you buy me a drink if I can get this monkey here to bl*w me?" The bartender agrees and the guy smacks his monkey upside his head. The monkey falls over, jumps up, pulls the guys thing out, and starts bl*wing. Another guy at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement and says, "Hey, can I try that?!" The monkey owner says, "Sure," and the other guy says, "Okay, just don't hit me that hard."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the monkey bar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working monkey bar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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