Monkey Banana Jokes
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- People in the U.S. eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2016, they ate 73,432,384 banana,
and only ate 6 monkeys. - My wife just told me that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I believe her, bananas are much easier to peel.
- Bad jokes are the best jokes Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
I believe it… I've never eaten a monkey, have you? - One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says No it doesn't.
- Courtesy of my kid when she was seven: what's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts
- A monkey asks another monkey - What are you doing?
- Eating a banana.
- But why is it brown?
- Because I'm eating it the second time. - I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It's true!" "When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
- If a monkey has 30 bananas in one hand and 40 in the other, what does he have? Very large hands
- Did you know that humans on average eat more bananas than monkeys? Nobody I know has ever eaten a monkey before
- How can people just sit and watch monkeys eating bananas for hours at the zoo? Because they are appealing!
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Monkey Banana One Liners
Which monkey banana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monkey banana? I can suggest the ones about monkey bars and banana split.
- TIL humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
- What type of key opens a banana? A monkey :3
- I must have that new monkey pox virus ! I think Im going bananas
- Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? I mean who eats monkeys?
- What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately.
- How do you open a locked banana? With a monkey
- Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Although monkeys are more filling.
- Why did the banana not enjoy the playground? He was scared of the monkey bars.
- What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas? An orangutan.
- How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
:D - I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas.
- What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas don't talk
- Why was the monkey very upset? It couldn't see it's baNana!
- There was once a monkey who wanted to play with bananas His name was Bi-Curious George.
- What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC
Monkey Banana Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about monkey banana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monkey banana pranks.
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Ugly Baby
There's a woman flying on a plane with her baby. And one of the other passengers starts making fun of this woman's baby, going on and on about how ugly he is. Eventually, one of the flight attendants hears this.
"Shame on you, saying such n**... things as that" she says to the rude passenger, before turning to the woman. "Ma'm, on behalf of American Airlines I'd like to apologize for that unpleasantness. We will give you a complementary meal for your troubles, and I'll see if I can get a banana for your monkey."
[I know it's an old joke but I only found one version (a different one with a racist joke) on this sub]
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My eight year old niece told me this. I think it's pretty funny!
An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he spots a monkey up there. He asks the monkey,
"Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?"
*"I'm gonna eat bananas now."*
"s**... monkey, you are sitting on an apple tree!"
*"s**... elephant, I got bananas in my pocket."*
I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey...
...and he's driving me bananas!
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Whats yellow, warm, smells of bananas and sits at the base of a tree...
Monkey v**...
What did the Banana say to the Monkey?
Yo
You peel me?
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What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey?
You don't deserve a banana.
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What's warm and smells like banana?
Monkey p**....
What did the banana peel say when the monkey trampled over it?
Nothing! Banana peels don't speak.
A monkey is watching a couple underneath a tree...
'What magic!' He exclaims, 'The banana doesn't finish even after so many bites!'
A sign in the Zoo:
Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool!
1. The dolphins do not eat bananas.
2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned.
Thanks for understanding.
A monkey climbs a banana tree
So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is astonished to see a fully grown elephant sitting in it.
"what are you doing here?" asks the monkey.
"eating these pears," said the elephant, holding up a pear.
"but this is a banana tree," said the monkey.
"I know" said the elephant. "i brought my own pears."
Why did the monkey go to a Banana Convention?
because he thought it was going to be a peeling
A girl realizes that she has grown hair between her legs
She gets worried and asks her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly says, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she tells her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiles and says, "That's nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Except in china.
An 11 year old girl realized she began to grow hair between her legs.
She immediately got worried and asked her mom about the hair. Her mom calmly replied,
That part where the hair is grown is called a monkey. You should be proud your monkey has grown hair!
The young girl was excited and went to sleep
The next morning, the young girl went up to her older sister Jessica during breakfast and exclaimed,
Jessie! My monkey has grown hair!
Her sister laughed and smiled while she told her,
My monkey is already eating bananas.
Three monkeys walk into bar.
They all order drinks, drink them and leave.
It was bananas.
Did you hear about the Dole truck that crashed?
It was speeding down the interstate going 20 over the speed limit with a bunch of monkeys hanging off the side when suddenly it lost control and crashed, spilling the contents of it's trailer across all four lanes blocking traffic for hours.
It was bananas.
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What's the epitome of cruelty?
Giving monkey a straight razor and saying it's a banana.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!
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What's green and tastes like banana?
A monkey 's spit.
Statistically humans eat more bananas than monkeys
Yeah, I don't see a lot of people eating monkeys around here
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What key can open a banana?
A mon**key**
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The craziest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cages in our local zoo.
That s**... was bananas.
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A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
"Hey, monkey"
"Hey, lion"
"What in the world are you doing?"
"Ten bucks and I will explain"
The lion pays her.
"Thanks. I'm dipping a banana peel in the water"
"w**..., monkey? You're the biggest idiot I've ever seen!"
"Sure, I'm an idiot, but I'm making $40 an hour."