Monkees Jokes

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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

and then I saw her face...

My wife just told me that Michael Nesmith from The Monkees just died.

At first, I didn't believe it.

But then I saw her face.

I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan

She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical.

Then I saw her place...

My girlfriend said she left me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was kidding..

..but then I saw her face.

My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her...

...But then I saw her face.

I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.

And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...

My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't quit my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face.

Monkees joke, My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't quit my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was jok

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I asked her why, and she said, "Because you're obsessed with The Monkees."

At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face.

Unfortunately my girlfriend left me recently because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face...

I thought the wife was joking...

...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert.

Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva

My Friend who was obsessed with the Monkees sadly passed away this week

So I sent his family Micky Dolenzes

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I just heard Peter Tork of the Monkees passed away...

I'm a bereaver.

My wife told me she wanted a divorce because I'm a fan of The Monkees.

At first I thought she was joking but then I saw her face. Now I believe her.

The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution

They all descended from The Monkees.

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees.

I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face...

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a large obsession with The Monkees.

At first I didn't believe her, but then I saw her face.

Monkees joke, My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a large obsession with The Monkees.

I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees...

Then I saw her face

The Monkees visit a bar every Tuesday...

Each time they visit, they never finish their drinks, leaving them for the waiter to tidy up.

One night, the waiter approaches Micky Dolenz:

"Excuse me sir, you waste $30 on drinks every Tuesday that just get thrown down the drain. Why do you do it?"

Micky turns to the waiter and smiles. "Haven't you heard? I'm a beer leaver."

Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead.

You know what they say.

You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.

I used to be a beekeeper

I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.

I thought my date was joking when she told me she was obsessed with Monkees memorabilia.

Then I saw her place.

I didn't believe my wife when she told me she was going to divorce me if I didn't stop quoting the Monkees...

And then I saw her face.

The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died

At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face.

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by The Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face.

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