Monkees Jokes
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Funniest Monkees Short Jokes
Short monkees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The monkees humour may include short obsession jokes also.
- I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said she wanted a Monkees-themed wedding. Then I saw her face.
- My wife just told me that Michael Nesmith from The Monkees just died. At first, I didn't believe it.
But then I saw her face. - I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical.
Then I saw her place... - I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland. And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...
- My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't quit my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face.
- My girlfriend broke up with me today. I asked her why, and she said, "Because you're obsessed with The Monkees." At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face.
- My Friend who was obsessed with the Monkees sadly passed away this week So I sent his family Micky Dolenzes
- The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution They all descended from The Monkees.
- My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face...
- Tried to buy a Charlie Brown LP on ebay and got a Davy Jones album instead. You know what they say.
You pay Peanuts, you get Monkees.
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Monkees One Liners
Which monkees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monkees? I can suggest the ones about concert and believer.
- I just heard Peter Tork of the Monkees passed away... I'm a bereaver.
- I didn't belive that monkeys existed. Then I saw a Monkee. Now I'm a Believer.
- After the death The Monkees' Davy Jones... I'd like to offer mickydolenzes to his family.
- So I heard that the leader of the Monkees died recently... R.I.P. Nelson Mandela
- Singer Davy Jones has died. Right after Whitney Huston, I guess monkee see monkee do.
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What funny jokes about monkees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean album jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monkees pranks.
The Monkees visit a bar every Tuesday...
Each time they visit, they never finish their drinks, leaving them for the waiter to tidy up.
One night, the waiter approaches Micky Dolenz:
"Excuse me sir, you waste $30 on drinks every Tuesday that just get thrown down the drain. Why do you do it?"
Micky turns to the waiter and smiles. "Haven't you heard? I'm a beer leaver."
I used to be a beekeeper
I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.
I thought my date was joking when she told me she was obsessed with Monkees memorabilia.
Then I saw her place.
The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died
At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face.
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by The Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face.
