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A man was killed by an assassin
An Irishman was killed by an assassin in his own home Thursday. Sources say the assailant was armed only with 2 porcelain figures. After beating the man to death, the assassin threw the body to several mongrel dogs that lived in a nearby wooded area.
Police claim it's the first known case of a Knick-Knack p**... whack, give a dog a bone.
My wife said it's either her or the dog.
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So I've got to choose between a hairy, drooling mongrel with bad breath. . . or my beloved canine.
The mongrel had a sore t**.....
He was a little bit Husky.
Purebred Police Dog
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred police dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad.
"How dare you call that mangy mutt a purebred police dog?" she yelled.
"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He works undercover."
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