Mongoose Jokes
6 mongoose jokes and hilarious mongoose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mongoose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Mongoose Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier...
Dear sir, please send me two mongooses at once.
That didn't sound right, so he tried again.
Dear sir, please send me two mongeese at once.
That still didn't sound right, so he gave it one last attempt:
Dear sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you're at it- send me another mongoose.
(In memory of my dad who told that joke at every family gathering for 30 years.)
A old man as a pet mongoose who gives birth.
Deciding he can't look after the mongoose and the pup he decides to donate them to the zoo and writes a letter to explain.
Dear zoo,
I would like to donate two ~~mongooses~~ ~~mongeeses~~ ~~mongi~~
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Dear zoo,
I would like to donate one mongoose.
PS here is another.
Jungle animals started a softball league...
The teams are separated by species.
A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.
He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."
"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."
"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."
What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?
Just a little Snek.
What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?
Riki Tiki Taffy
What is Jamaica's favorite male bird?
The mongoose.
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