Mongolian Jokes

What are some Mongolian jokes?

I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry

The job has its prose and Khans

A Mongolian man tells his friend a story

When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, 'Shit, this isn't my house,'.

Can a Mongolian make you laugh?

Genghis Kahn.

(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).

I got an email from a Mongolian king...

I got an email from a Mongolian king, promising me millions and everyone warned me it was a con, but I was like "Yeah guys, I know it's a Khan. That's what a king from Mongolia is called."

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman,

a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese,
a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo,
a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie,
a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard,
a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Polack,
a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard,
a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian,
a German, an Indian, an Italian,
a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African,
a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean,
a Argentinian, a Lithuanian, a Dane,
a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli,
a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb,
a Czech, and a Swiss man go to a pub..............

The bouncer says, "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."

How do Mongolians practice safe sex?

They use a khandom.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

A Chinese man stumbles home late one night really drunk...

Seeing his wife at the top of the stairs he says "hey baby how about a little number 69!"

The wife replies, "you drunk sonofabitch, make your own Mongolian Beef Stew!"

As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen...

I'm so proud to be an Ameri-khan

I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature.

It has its prose and Khans.

An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"

I dated a Mongolian girl once

She was a real hoarder

What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

A man waits for his wife to come home from working at their Chinese food restaurant

"Hey honey, welcome home! Can we do some 69?" Upset, the wife screams at him: "You know I worked hard all day, and now you want me to come home and make you Mongolian beef with snow peas!?!?"

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How do Mongolian tribesmen celebrate

They do the Khan Khan

I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature.

It had its prose and khans.

My buddy makes counterfeit life-like paintings of Mongolian battle scenes

He's a real Khan artist.

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