Mongolian Jokes
34 mongolian jokes and hilarious mongolian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mongolian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article takes a closer look at the humorous side of Mongolia, exploring the country's varied collection of Mongolian jokes. From Mongolian beef to jokes about Joffrey and Peruvian culture, this article takes you on a lighthearted journey into Mongolia's laughter.
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Funniest Mongolian Short Jokes
Short mongolian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mongolian humour may include short appetizer jokes also.
- I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans
- I'm considering taking a position translating old Mongolian poetry. The jobs has its prose and Khans.
Happy cake day to me! - Can a Mongolian make you laugh? Genghis Kahn.
(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original). - There is a term used to describe Mongolians who follow Buddha's teachings. They are referred to as "nomads."
- What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending.
- My buddy makes counterfeit life-like paintings of Mongolian battle scenes He's a real Khan artist.
- How many Ancient Mongolian Warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already burnt down your house.
- Me and some friends went to an event celebrating the best Mongolian leaders It was a pretty great Genghis con
- Why did no one go to work in Mongolian Persia? Because they were always Ilkhanate
- What is a Mongolian's favourite Asian dish? Yakitori.
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Mongolian One Liners
Which mongolian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mongolian? I can suggest the ones about garb and mongol.
- What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
- I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry It has its prose and its Khans
- As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen... I'm so proud to be an Ameri-khan
- I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
- I dated a Mongolian girl once She was a real hoarder
- What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan
- What did the Mongolians give out for Halloween? Khandy
- How do Mongolian tribesmen celebrate They do the Khan Khan
- The Mongolian conqueror who never shut up Leksi Khan
- I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature. It had its prose and khans.
- What do you put on Mongolian Beef? Tatar Sauce.
- Why should you never buy Mongolian paintings? Whoever sells them could be a Khan-artist.
- We're going to build the Great Wall of China And make the Mongolians pay for it.
- What killed the albino guy crossing the mongolian dessert? Mel, a nomad.
- Last night I made Mongolian beef.. I learned to never steal from Mongolians.
Hilarious Mongolian Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about mongolian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crispy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mongolian pranks.
A Mongolian man tells his friend a story
When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, s**..., this isn't my house,'.
I got an email from a Mongolian king...
I got an email from a Mongolian king, promising me millions and everyone warned me it was a con, but I was like "Yeah guys, I know it's a Khan. That's what a king from Mongolia is called."
How do Mongolians practice safe s**...?
They use a khandom.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
A Chinese man stumbles home late one night really drunk...
Seeing his wife at the top of the stairs he says "hey baby how about a little number 69!"
The wife replies, "you drunk s**..., make your own Mongolian Beef Stew!"
An American, a Brit, a Canadian, a Dane, an Ethiopian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Haitian, an Irishman, a Jew, a Kiwi, a Lithuanian, a Mongolian, a Nigerian, an Omani, a Peruvian, a Qatari, a Roman, a Scotsman, a Uruguayan, a Venezuelan, a Western Saharan, a xenophobe and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar
The bartender says
"Im sorry, but you can't come in here without a Thai"
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
A Chinese husband and wife are having a busy night in their restaurant..
..when an old friend of the husband makes a surprise visit, the two men have a few drinks to celebrate and after a while the husband tells his wife they are going to a nearby pub, but won't be long.
The husband eventually comes home at 3am and gently awakens his wife and asks "Hey, what about a little sixty nine?"
She flies into a rage, "You go out drinking with your friend, you knew how busy the restaurant was, you leave me to do all the hard work, and now you expect me to get up and make you Mongolian Lamb with Snow Peas!?"
