Mongolian Beef Jokes
4 mongolian beef jokes and hilarious mongolian beef puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mongolian beef that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mongolian Beef Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mongolian beef joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Chinese man stumbles home late one night really drunk...
Seeing his wife at the top of the stairs he says "hey baby how about a little number 69!"
The wife replies, "you drunk s**..., make your own Mongolian Beef Stew!"
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?"
"Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
What do you put on Mongolian Beef?
Tatar Sauce.
Last night I made Mongolian beef..
I learned to never steal from Mongolians.
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