Mongol Jokes

34 mongol jokes and hilarious mongol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mongol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you love Mongol Empire jokes? From the famous horsemen of the steppe to the infectious armies that swept the world 800 years ago, these jokes are sure to make you laugh! Discover the funniest Mongol jokes today!

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Funniest Mongol Short Jokes

Short mongol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mongol humour may include short genghis khan jokes also.

  1. What do you call a Mongol leader who swindles people out of their hard earned cash? Ghengis Khan Man.
  2. [OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
  3. Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger
  4. What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked? "Should have watched your steppe."
  5. Did you know 1 in 200 men are directly descended from the leader of the Mongol Empire? I was shocked too, but it made a lot more sense once I realized that back then there were no Genghis condoms.
  6. Genghis khan read a book about living in the Mongol empire The books name was "Pros and Khans of living in the Mongol empire"
  7. The Asian Branch of EA Could've Stopped the Mongols All they'd need was their Great Paywall of China
  8. Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law. After all, they were pneumatic experts.
  9. I filled the leader of the Mongol horde with dried beans... And all I got was this maraca Khan
  10. Why were the Mongols happy? Because they were nomads.
    (Source: Dear Hank and John episode #151)

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Mongol One Liners

Which mongol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mongol? I can suggest the ones about gorilla and khan.

  1. Why were the Mongols always so happy? They were nomads.
  2. How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe.
  3. How did the Mongol empire become so large? One steppe at a time
  4. What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments.
  5. What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer? A Decepti-Khan
  6. What do you call someone that draws Mongol leaders for a living? A Khan Artist
  7. why where the mongols so succesful at conquering because dschingis khan
  8. What do you call a robotic Asian raider A mongol-oid
  9. What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn
  10. How do you know when a mongol is level? He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
  11. What did they say when the Mongol Empire collapsed? Genghis Khan's gang is gone!
  12. What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan

Mongol joke, What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

Hilarious Fun Mongol Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about mongol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nomad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mongol pranks.

A Mongolian man tells his friend a story

When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, s**..., this isn't my house,'.

Can a Mongolian make you laugh?

Genghis Kahn.
(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).

How do Mongolians practice safe s**...?

They use a khandom.

As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen...

I'm so proud to be an Ameri-khan

What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

What did the Mongolians give out for Halloween?


How do Mongolian tribesmen celebrate

They do the Khan Khan

The Mongolian conqueror who never shut up

Leksi Khan

Mongol joke, Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law.