The Best 19 Mong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mong jokes. There are some mong tran jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mong nguyen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mong Jokes and Puns

Why were the Mongols always so happy?

They were nomads.

A Mongolian man tells his friend a story

When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, 'Shit, this isn't my house,'.

Can a Mongolian make you laugh?

Genghis Kahn.

(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).

Mong joke, Can a Mongolian make you laugh?

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How did the Mongol empire become so large?

One steppe at a time

How do Mongolians practice safe sex?

They use a khandom.

As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen...

I'm so proud to be an Ameri-khan

Mong joke, As a Mongolian who just became a U.S. citizen...

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?


A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar

The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'

What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked?

"Should have watched your steppe."

What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?

Just a little Snek.

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What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

What did the Mongolians give out for Halloween?


How do Mongolian tribesmen celebrate

They do the Khan Khan

The Mongolian conqueror who never shut up

Leksi Khan

why where the mongols so succesful at conquering

because dschingis khan

Mong joke, why where the mongols so succesful at conquering

Some say that the Mongols created the first iteration of the Ideal Gas Law.

After all, they were pneumatic experts.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What did they say when the Mongol Empire collapsed?

Genghis Khan's gang is gone!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mong ming jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mong lai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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