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To find a women you need time and money
To find a women you need time and money; therefore *Women=Time+Money*
But "Time is Money", therefore: Time=Money and so *Women=Money*Money* or Money^2
But "Money is the root of all Problems", therefore: *Money=√All_Problems*
using those two absolutes we can say that
Women=(√All_Problems)^2
**Women=All_Problems**
Proof that dating is evil
Dating requires time and money, so:
Dating = Time × Money
"Time is money", so:
Dating = Money^2
"Money is the root of all evil", so:
Dating = √evil^2
Dating = Evil
Girlfriends are the evil, and I can prove it mathematically.
>A girlfriend costs someone two things. Time and Money.
Time x Money = Girlfriend
>Ever heard the saying, 'Time is Money'?
Time = Money
Money x Money = Girlfriend
Money^2 = Girlfriend
>Every heard the saying, 'Money is the root of all Evil'
Money = √Evil
Money^2 = Evil
Evil = Money^2 = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = Evil
>You can't argue with math.
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