Money Dough Jokes
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How do pizza makers make good money?
They are always rolling in dough.
My manager asked me if I had prepared my report on how to cut costs at our cookie factory...
Thinking quickly, I told him that we could save money by not fully cooking all our cookies.
It was a half-baked idea, but it turned out to save us a lot of dough.
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
If you need money for staple foods....
Then you're asking for bread money.
If you need it for pizza, then it's Pizza Dough!
Why do people refer to money as "dough"?
Because you knead it.
Why did the baker ask for money?
He kneaded the dough
You know restaurants make a lot of their dough on holiday weekend.
Oh and also money
Tony ambled into a bar, and noticed a bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash.
"Is there a contest on to win that dough?" Tony asked the bartender.
"Yep," the barkeep responded, "It costs $50 to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we've got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to y**... it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-o**..., all the money's yours."
Tony was up for it.
He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman.
With a single blow, Tony knocked Spike cold.
Triumphant, Tony stormed into the bar's backyard.
The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps.
Covered with nicks and scratches, Tony reentered the saloon and yelled:
"Two down! Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"
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