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- Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of gas? He had no Monet,
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh. - An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.
- A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork. They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.
- An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
- Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum? Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
- Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
- Stop me if you heard the old joke about the art thief who got busted... Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
- Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."
- A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it... He put his Monet where his mouth is.
- The thief pulled out his gun, pointed it at the art gallery manager and said "This is a robbery, give me all your monet!"
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Monetize One Liners
Which monetize one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with monetize? I can suggest the ones about and .
- The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet.
- My friend hates his job at the art museum. He only does it for the Monet.
- What does the art thief say? Give me all your monet.
- A burglar walks into an art show. He says, "Give me all your Monet."
- What did tom cruise say when he went to the art museum? Show me the Monet!
- Why did the museum go out of business? They were out of Monet.
- I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business
- How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet
- Who's Nelly's favorite painter? Heeeeey! Must be the Monet!
- What's a painters favorite Slum Village song? Get Dis Monet
- Don't be ashamed of making mistakes. Even Monet made a bad first Impression.
- Who is the most mobile painter? Porto-MONET
- Who is the richest painter ever? Monet.
- What does the m stand for in youtube? Monetization
- What is more valuable than Van Gogh in the museum? Monet in the bank.
Monetize Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about monetize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make monetize pranks.
A Sad Attempt
Q: After getting fired from his job at the painting factory, why did Claude Monet wear sweatpants every day for 2 straight weeks?
A: He didn't have anyone to Impress.
Q: What did the social outcast crow say when none of the other crows would let her join their cliques?
A: Someone please m**... me.
Q: In the movie The 6th Day, what did Arnold Schwarzenegger's character say when he found out that his wife had cheated on him with his clone?
A: I'm going to kill myself.
Art Thief
An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
The art of joke writing
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
To buy Degas
To make the Van Gogh.
I had De Gaulle to post this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .
A Well Cezanne'd Joke
Two French painters walked into a bar because they're down on their luck and they heard that at this place in particular the drinks were cheap and the women were Toulouse. They were having a great time, probably too good. The painters were getting a bit rowdy, and the bartender handed them their tab and told them get out. The men reached into their pockets only to realize they had no Monet, so Degas up and left.
Two men robbed the Louvre
Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: "We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh."
What did the ace of s**... say to Claude Monet?
"Draw me like one of your French girls."
I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well...
I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.
Art thief.
Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit?
He was in it for the Monet.
Its true, I have too much time on my hands: Why did the French Knight hang his impressionist painting on the drawbridge.
He wanted to put his Monet where his moat was.
Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?
Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.
Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
The art museum in town is pretty confident in its new exhibit.
They have a 100% Monet-back guarantee
There was a failed art theft today...
the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Art Thief
A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
I read an article today on Forbes about how Pokemon Go was badly monetized.
But first I had to turn off my Adblocker to access the article
Recently, a burglar in Paris...
Recently, a burglar in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past heavy security, he was captured only two blocks away, when his getaway vehicle stalled in the middle of the road. When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime, and then be caught only a couple blocks away, he replied,
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
A joke about Monet
A man goes to a stable, but it is very quiet.
He says to himself.
"This place needs mo neigh."
Two criminals are trying to get away from an art museum in their getaway van after stealing pieces from 3 artists.
One gets in and turns the key. The van won't start.
The other one turns and asks, "Why aren't we moving?"
"I have no Monet to buy the Gascan to make the Van Gogh."
Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.
Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.
A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!
You know what, as a Jew, I'm getting really tired of these Jewish jokes.
We need to stop giving them away for free and figure out a way to monetize them.
Art thief.
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
*Ouch!!* *Zut alors!!*
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(...and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this on raydeet.... Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse. )
Gas prices are getting out of hand
There was an attempted heist at the art museum. It seems the gang was Baroque and needed Monet. But they didn't buy enough of Degas to make the Van Gogh so they all got arrested.