Monetary Jokes
8 monetary jokes and hilarious monetary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monetary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Monetary Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
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For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
Man, horses must really hate us.
Russia, U. K. and U.S.A. just signed a monetary agreement.
A pound of rubles will cost a dollar.
My uncle was arrested for remodeling a kitchen to be monetary themed.
They charged him with counter fitting.
Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.
5 beavers is worth a caribou
4 caribous are worth a loon
And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.
Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy?
Because my Aggregate Demand is growing.
How do we know that Tom Brady isn't a monetary economist?
Because he has no opinion on deflation.
Donald Trump...
-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
-Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
-Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
-The rest of the world is in shock.
-Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
-Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
-Latin American countries are sending clothing.
-New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
-The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
-Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
-President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
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