The Best 33 Monet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Monet jokes. There are some monet portrait jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these monet curator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Monet Jokes and Puns

Art Thief

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.

He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"

The thief replies:

"I did not have the Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh"

Art Thief

A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway...

He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.

Monet joke, An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway...

A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away....

A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.


Recently, a burglar in Paris...

Recently, a burglar in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past heavy security, he was captured only two blocks away, when his getaway vehicle stalled in the middle of the road. When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime, and then be caught only a couple blocks away, he replied,

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Monet joke, Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Stop me if you heard the old joke about the art thief who got busted...

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

The definition of Baroque:

A time when there is no Monet.

Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum.

One said to the other, "Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."

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A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it...

He put his Monet where his mouth is.

The thief pulled out his gun, pointed it at the art gallery manager and said

"This is a robbery, give me all your monet!"

My friend hates his job at the art museum.

He only does it for the Monet.

A burglar walks into an art show.

He says, "Give me all your Monet."

A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...

A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!

Monet joke, A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...

Why did the museum go out of business?

They were out of Monet.

Two criminals are trying to get away from an art museum in their getaway van after stealing pieces from 3 artists.

One gets in and turns the key. The van won't start.
The other one turns and asks, "Why aren't we moving?"
"I have no Monet to buy the Gascan to make the Van Gogh."

I want to become an artist

I heard there's a lot of monet in that business


There was a failed art theft today...

the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Two men robbed the Louvre

Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: "We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh."

Its true, I have too much time on my hands: Why did the French Knight hang his impressionist painting on the drawbridge.

He wanted to put his Monet where his moat was.

Who's Nelly's favorite painter?

Heeeeey! Must be the Monet!

What's a painters favorite Slum Village song?

Get Dis Monet

A joke about Monet

A man goes to a stable, but it is very quiet.

He says to himself.

"This place needs mo neigh."

Art thief.

Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit?

He was in it for the Monet.

I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well...

I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.

A Sad Attempt

Q: After getting fired from his job at the painting factory, why did Claude Monet wear sweatpants every day for 2 straight weeks?
A: He didn't have anyone to Impress.

Q: What did the social outcast crow say when none of the other crows would let her join their cliques?
A: Someone please murder me.

Q: In the movie The 6th Day, what did Arnold Schwarzenegger's character say when he found out that his wife had cheated on him with his clone?
A: I'm going to kill myself.

Don't be ashamed of making mistakes.

Even Monet made a bad first Impression.

Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?

Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

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