Monarchy Jokes
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Trump & Trudeau
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.
I have been telling lots of monarchy jokes lately,
and it may be my crowning achievement.
(Sorry for being a royal pain).
Why is England the wettest country?
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
why is england so wet?
because the monarchy have been raining there for years
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Comrade Stalin announced that the Soviet Union would be transitioning back to a Monarchy
But he was just being Tsar-castic
Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy.
They don't have big erections.
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