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8 monarch jokes and hilarious monarch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about monarch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of hilarious and witty monarch jokes that explore the hilarious relationship between the medieval rulers and their subjects. Take a tour through some of the funniest jokes about monarchs and emperors of the past.


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An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a m**...!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said m**...', you certainly meant the Czar!"

why do monarchs feel so important?

Because small changes in their initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system.

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

A man insults the Tsar.

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a m**...!". He is taken away by the police on charges of *lese majeste* (insulting the monarch).
He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!".
The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said m**...', you certainly meant the Tsar!"

What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?

Biking

The British use the phrase "Long live the queen," & the queen is the longest lived monarch in history.

So you'd think they would have realized that they would have realized there might be an issue always saying Princess Di...

So there's this monarch who has an unexplainable f**... for unlocking doors

But what else can I say, he's King Key.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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