The Best 12 Monarch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Monarch jokes. There are some monarch castle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these monarch commoner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Monarch Jokes and Puns

An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly meant the Czar!"

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:

Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.

Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.

Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.

Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?

Biking

A man insults the Tsar.

A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of *lese majeste* (insulting the monarch).

He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!".

The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly meant the Tsar!"

The British use the phrase "Long live the queen," & the queen is the longest lived monarch in history.

So you'd think they would have realized that they would have realized there might be an issue always saying Princess Di...


So there's this monarch who has an unexplainable fetish for unlocking doors

But what else can I say, he's King Key.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

You can tell monarchies are pretty corrupt...

they have nepotism written all over them

The British love their monarch...

but we Americans don't care that much about butterflies.

Alfred the Great may have been the greatest monarch

But you know who was the worst? Richard the Goatfucker.

What do you call a smart-mouthed slavic monarch?

Tsar Castig

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What does the British monarch do on the throne?

The Royal Wee.

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We suggest to use only working monarch royalty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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