Mona Lisa Jokes
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Short mona lisa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mona lisa humour may include short marilyn monroe jokes also.
- My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room
- A friend of mine is convinced that Van Gogh painted the Mona Lisa. I just don't have the 'art to correct him.
- All the jokes that I post on this thread are like painting the Mona Lisa. In that they're plagiarized.
- My wife pulled this one on me the other day My wife: you know Mona Lisa
Me: yeah?
My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa - I came across an interesting piece at The Louvre today... Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.
- Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: "Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
- To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying - What's the difference between Jesus and the Mona Lisa? Takes **ONE** nail to hang the Mona Lisa.
- Why did the Mona Lisa commit m**...? She never did, she was just framed!
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Mona Lisa One Liners
Which mona lisa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mona lisa? I can suggest the ones about louvre and painting art.
- Mona Lisa was sentenced to life imprisonment. She assured me she was framed.
- Why did Mona Lisa go to jail? She was framed.
- The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.
- I like my women to be like the Mona Lisa... Her dad's not in the picture.
- What's Michael Jackson's favorite painting? The Sha-Mona Lisa.
- The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
- How does the Mona Lisa stay in shape. Paint thinner.
- What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting.
- That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?
- Why is Mona Lisa smiling? She is in Louvre
- Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed
- I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa... I think I'm in Louvre.
- So apparently a reporter made the Mona Lisa laugh. I read it in an art-tickle.
- Why the Mona Lisa smiles? Because Da Vinci told her to
"Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese - What did the Italian guy say to Lisa in bed? Mona Lisa
Mona Lisa Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mona lisa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean van gogh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mona lisa pranks.
[OC] The fake Mona Lisa
So a copy of a Mona Lisa painting is in her house when a policeman knocks at the door.
The Mona Lisa opens the door and says "Yes, officer?"
The policeman replies: "You're under arrest."
"What, why?"
"Well," the policeman says, taking out a photo from a security camera of two paintings, one with a decorative golden edge and another with none at all, "two Mona Lisa paintings entered a bank yesterday, and one commited a bank robbery in which $10,000 was lost."
The Mona Lisa copy examines the photo closely. "But that can't be *me*!"
"Why?" responds the officer.
"Well, that other painting had no border - I was framed."
chunk norris is god
1.Chuck norris killed the Dead Sea.
2.When Chuck norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is ...pushing the earth down. ...3.There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Chuck norris allowed to live. 4.Chuck norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 Chuck norris can divide by zero.
6.Chuck norris can judge a book by it's cover.
7.Chuck norris can drown a fish.
8.Chuck norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
9.Chuck norris once got into a fight with a VCR player.Now it plays DVDs.
10.Chuck norris can slam a revolving door