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Mommy Kissing Jokes

9 mommy kissing jokes and hilarious mommy kissing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mommy kissing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Mommy Kissing Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good mommy kissing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Little Johnny and his ball.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."

"Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"

"Because I love mommy."

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?"

"I'm Bison".

Little Mary came back home after school and said,
"Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!"
The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,
"And how did this happen?"
"It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm."

I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause...

Daddy did too. Now they're getting a divorce. Merry Christmas my a**....

Jane told her mum, "Mommy, I kissed Dave the other day."

Taken aback, her mom asks, "Oh, how did that happen?"
"2 girls helped me catch him," she replies.

You didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

It was Kenny Rogers. She banged him backstage after an encore of The Gambler. He's your real dad.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

I used to think that song meant Mommy was cheating on Daddy. Now I know it means Mommy and Daddy are just into role play.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ...

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