Mommy Issue Jokes
4 mommy issue jokes and hilarious mommy issue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mommy issue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mommy Issue Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Daddy issues are kind of hot...
But mommy issues are something to be a-Freud of.
What do people with mommy issues wear?
Oedipal p**....
Little Johnny & his mortgage issues
Little Johnny asked his dad for a $100 bike for his birthday. Johnny's dad said, "We have an $90,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $100 bike!" Three days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His dad asks him why he's leaving.Johnny says, "This morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be d**... if I'll get stuck with an $90,000 mortgage!"
A little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences between the sexes, he arguing that boys are inherently better and she that girls are.
The subject, of course, spills over into the personal realm, so that the real issue is which of the two children is superior. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, Here's something I have that you'll never have!
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is quite clearly true. She turns and runs home.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants, and says, My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!
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