Mommies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mommies jokes. There are some mommies mum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mommies mommy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Mommies Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'

The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'

The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and suck mommy's cock'.

A little kid came up to me and said...

"I have two mommies."
"Really?", I said. "Your parents are lesbians?"
"No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mommies mamma puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mommies mommy what are you doing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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