Mommas Jokes
9 mommas jokes and hilarious mommas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mommas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Your mommas so poor
I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"
Yo mommas so ugly..
scorpion said
"STAY OVER THERE"
Yo mommas so black
she has been marked absent at night school.
Yo mommas breath smells so bad
She should be wearing a diaper on her face.
Your mommas toenails are so long that...
when she steps outside she mows the lawn
Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke)
Because she went light speed.
Explanation:
Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.
Your mommas so fat
When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.
Yo mommas so fat
You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane.
Yo mommas so fat..
She's probably going to die early from diabetes or something.
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