The Best 68 Momma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Momma jokes. There are some momma grandmother jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these momma black yo momma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Momma Jokes and Puns

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

Momma joke, Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo momma is so ugly...

I almost didn't have sex with her.


It's kinda corny...

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

"Where's pop corn?"

Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people..

just like yo momma!

Momma joke, Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of peopl

Your momma so dumb

she tried to climb Mountain Dew

I love telling your momma jokes

she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.

Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym...

...she calls it James

Yo momma cooks so bad...

The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

You can explore momma dad reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean momma mama dad jokes. There are also momma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo Momma jokes aren't funny...

They're all old and have already been done by thousands of people. Just like yo momma.

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed...

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and broke his head.

Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

.....

6 little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and broke his head.

Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,

"I'm calling social services."

Custody trial

Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizing their divorce and custody of junior bear. The judge asks junior bear who he wants to live with?

J: "do you want to live with momma bear? "

JB: "no, she beats me."

J: "do you want to stay with papa bear?"

JB: "no, he beats me too."

J: "then who will you live with?"

JB: "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody!"

Yo momma so fat...

Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Momma joke, Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider

Your momma is so ugly....

Bill Cosby gave her coffee.

Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath...

She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.


Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Your momma so ugly ...

Not even Ripley can believe it

My grandpa would always tell me...

that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...

... if you're fat, it won't last long.

A Family of Moles

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

Your Momma is like Communism

no class

Your momma so slutty...

...her spirit animal is the swallow.

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles.Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

Yo momma so fat

She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

Yo momma so ugly ..

Her portraits hang themselves

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

Yo momma so basic...

...she got a pH of 15.

Yo momma so heavy

She make memory foam forget!!!!!

Momma said life is like a box of chocolates...

If you're fat it's not gonna last as long :/

Yo momma so fat

Not even dolby could surround her

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

Yo momma so stupid

when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Your mommas so poor

I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Yo momma is so big that...

I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures

A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.

The little boy said, Mom what are you doing?

She said, Son, your daddy's stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.

He said, Aw momma you're wasting your time because when you're not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!

What did the momma cow say to her baby cows?

It's pasture bedtime

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)

Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Your momma so fat

It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

Yo momma is so fat...

When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

Your Momma so fat.......

Her flesh eating disease got diabetes.

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

What's the difference between, anything serious, and 25 unwashed homeless Juggalo dicks?

Yo momma never takes anything serious.

Your momma so ugly

Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates..."

"...it'll kill your dog."

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Your momma so stupid

She took 9 months to make a joke.

Yo momma so short...

You can see her feet on her driver's license

The earth aint flat

But it could be if yo momma fell over

My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..."

Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.

Yo momma so old...

She pre-ordered the bible

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

Can we ban yo momma jokes in this sub? They old, stupid and been done by like literally everyone a thousand times

Just like yo momma

Yo momma so fat

she doesn't need the web.

She's world-wide.

Yo momma so fat...

When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...

Yo momma is so dumb

That she tried to drown herself on a pool table

Yo momma so ugly

Her burp counts as a fart

Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain?

Because on those days the kids have to play inside

Yo momma so fat

She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath

"Yo momma so slow"

It took her nine months to come up with a joke.

Your momma is so fat....

Your momma is so fat that when she accepts website cookies they run out.

Yo momma so fat

she is seven out of ten fattest people I know!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the momma big momma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working momma black momma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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