Momma Jokes

Funniest Momma Short Jokes

Short momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The momma humour may include short mummy jokes also.

1. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
   
2. The heaviest things in the universe 3 - Neutron stars
   2 - Black holes
   1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke
3. Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"
   "You're adopted."
4. My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates Empty, because you have no self-control.
5. My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..." Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.
6. O just bought a lettuce from our local store, called "Momma's and Poppa's". I can't eat it though All the leaves are brown.
7. I just asked my mom to tell me her best yo momma jokes It took her a few jokes to realize she was standing there dissing herself
8. My mom always said you've got to commit yourself to make it in this life. Now I'm posting from the psychiatric ward. Tell momma I made it!
9. What's the difference between your momma and the Titanic? We know how many people went down on the Titanic.
10. Baby snake What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?
    A momma's boa.

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Momma One Liners

Which momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with momma? I can suggest the ones about grandmother and mama.

1. What did the momma cow say to her baby cows? It's pasture bedtime
2. What did the momma cow say to the calf when it was up too late? It's pasture bedtime.
3. I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
4. My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates..." "...it'll kill your dog."
5. I could easily lose weight but momma raised no loser.
6. So your momma walks into a bar the bar breaks upon impact
7. My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!
8. Today is also Son Day if you want to make your momma laugh Hope this brings some Smiles
9. Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too
10. Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
11. Nobody said making jokes was easy. If it were easy... It'd be your momma.
12. What's good about your baby momma being an anti vaxxer? No child support payments.
13. Why did the Momma cabbage hit her little baby cabbage? He was being too fresh!
14. My fat momma has something that still fits after 40 years Me. I'm epileptic
15. Your mommas toenails are so long that... when she steps outside she mows the lawn

Old Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny old momma jokes and even better old momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Young Bubba run up to his Mum and says, Momma, momma... At skool today, in the toilets, I learnt I got the biggest pee pee in fifth grade.
  That's nice Bubba, she says, but you are 26 years old.
• Seven year old Lebron was in English class, when his teacher asked him to use dictate in a sentence. So he says,
  "Lass night I heard Daddy askin' Momma, 'how do my dictate?'"
• Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant.

Baby Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny baby momma jokes and even better baby momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili
  (Actually came up with this while making chili)
• What did the baby rash say to the momma rash when she asked 'what do you want for breakfast?' Excsma.
• What did they momma tomatoe say to the baby tomato? Ketchup.
• A baby bird can't pick what it eats A momma bird has too choose it for them
• Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however

Big Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny big momma jokes and even better big momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sugar momma got diabeetus I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
• Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise.

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