Momm Jokes
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YO momma so n**......
She pours salt water down her pants to keep the c**... fresh.
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Yo momma is so ugly...
I almost didn't have s**... with her.
What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?
Time to go to sweep.
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Yo' momma so s**......
she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.
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Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym...
...she calls it James
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Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out?
Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......
Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?
Because he was a little chili
(Actually came up with this while making chili)
My mommy told me I would grow up to be a big tiger someday...
She was lion.
"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Allahu Akbar, honey.
Momma always told me that women are like chocolates...
The ones with the cherries are better.
Yo Momma asked me for a Birthday Present..
So I gave her a Pearl necklace..
She loved it!
Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar!
Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet.
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Your Momma is like Communism
no class
"Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"
"Come on Johnson no more tears"
"Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"
"No, flush it like everyone else"
Mommy told me I should make some friends
So I became a necromancer
Mommy, how come computers are so smart..
That's because they listen to their Motherboards.
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Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees!
"Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your p**...!"
Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off.
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Your momma so s**......
...her spirit animal is the s**....
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"Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"
"Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."
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You momma so s**.......
She fell over wireless internet.
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Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent
Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads
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