Momentum Jokes
26 momentum jokes and hilarious momentum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about momentum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Momentum Short Jokes
Short momentum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The momentum humour may include short impulse jokes also.
- I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.
- What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common? Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.
- Why are quantum physicists such bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. And if they do find the momentum, then they can't find the position.
- I hear Heisenberg and his wife are having problems When he has the time, he doesn't have the energy, and when he has the position, he can't get the momentum.
- Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
- Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
- Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum? He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum.
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*Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.* - Our country had a president called Mollman He improved the country's standard of living and opened up trade, but after we his term was over,
Our country had no more momentum. - Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind. But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
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Momentum One Liners
Which momentum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with momentum? I can suggest the ones about potential energy and attitude.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
- I have a new theory on inertia But it is not gaining any momentum.
- Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Momentum.
- Teacher: "Maui, what is mass times velocity?" Maui: "What can I say, except, Momentum?"
- New York voters spoke. And what they said was: "Momentum, shmomentum"!
Cheeky Momentum Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about momentum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean motion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make momentum pranks.
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Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.
She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body t**..., it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.
In physics, why do you always learn about forces before learning about momentum?
You don't want to put Descartes before the horse.
Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?
Because they won't commute.
Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids
the second he found the position he lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position.
Ten Science Jokes for Nerds
* I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
* Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
* Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
* Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
* A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
What do we want? .
Time travel
When do we want it? .
Irrelevant.
* What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
* A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies For you, no charge .
* Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive.
* An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
a penguin is driving through Texas when ...
... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies. close to a service station, he uses his momentum to roll up in front of the garage. he hops out and asks the mechanic to have a look. the mechanic obliges and says "give me 15 minutes". it being a hot day in Lubbock (naturally), the penguin gravitates to the baskin robbins across the street to get a vanilla ice cream. not having lips, the little guy enjoys his ice cream greatly but makes a bit of a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. after finishing, he walks back across the street to the service station. the mechanic says to him "looks like you blew a seal." the penguin replies, "oh no, that's just ice cream!"
