Momentum Jokes
29 momentum jokes and hilarious momentum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about momentum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Momentum Short Jokes
Short momentum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The momentum humour may include short impulse jokes also.
- I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.
- What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common? Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance.
- Why are quantum physicists such bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. And if they do find the momentum, then they can't find the position.
- Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy? Because when he had the momentum, he didn't have the position.
- I hear Heisenberg and his wife are having problems When he has the time, he doesn't have the energy, and when he has the position, he can't get the momentum.
- Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad. - Why was Heisenburg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
- Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
- Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum? He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum.
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Momentum One Liners
Which momentum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with momentum? I can suggest the ones about velocity and potential energy.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
- I have a new theory on inertia But it is not gaining any momentum.
- Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Momentum.
- Teacher: "Maui, what is mass times velocity?" Maui: "What can I say, except, Momentum?"
- New York voters spoke. And what they said was: "Momentum, shmomentum"!
Cheeky Momentum Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about momentum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean attitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make momentum pranks.
Why don't quantum physicists have s**...?
When they find the position, they don't have the momentum. When they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Why was the quantum physicist bad at s**...?
Because he was able to find either the position or the momentum, but not both.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at s**... ?
Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position.
Why was Heisenberg's wife so s**... unsatisfied?
When her husband had the position, he couldn't find the momentum.
When he had the energy, he couldn't find the time.
Why are theoretical physicists bad at s**...?
Because when they find the right position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.
She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body t**..., it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.
Why did Heisenberg have a miserable s**... life?
Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy.
Our country had a president called Mollman
He improved the country's standard of living and opened up trade, but after we his term was over,
Our country had no more momentum.
Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind.
But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
In physics, why do you always learn about forces before learning about momentum?
You don't want to put Descartes before the horse.
Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?
Because they won't commute.