Mom Jeans Jokes
4 mom jeans jokes and hilarious mom jeans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mom jeans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mom Jeans Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mom jeans joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Good Old Days!
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside.
Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite.
Jean's mom came home after visiting her hometown
Maggie: Hey, where did your mom come from?
Jean: Alaska
Maggie: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself
My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said you have your fathers genes
I said his jeans are too big for me
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