Mom In Law Jokes
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Short mom in law jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mom in law humour may include short mother in law jokes also.
- Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law.
- John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee
- Mother In Law A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you! - A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. - My dream is to marry into a family of lawyers, Open a law firm with my husbands mom, and call it Mother and daughter in law
- Did you hear about the surrealist painter's mom who was an attorney and was super enlightened? They call her the Dali law ma.
- Dad, my girlfriend has two moms... "What's the problem? Even though her moms are lesbian she isn't."
"Right, but now I got two mothers-in-law." - I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.
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What funny jokes about mom in law you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean father in law jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mom in law pranks.
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"
He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!"
"Wow that's amazing!" - says the wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!"
"Well, I don't know how she was yesterday" - he replied - "But today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst"
A conversation between my mother and my wife.
Wife: Hi mom, I am so happy to see you. How long will you be staying?
Mother-in-Law: As long as you want me to...
Wife: What! you wont even stay for coffee?
Daughter asked me why she can't just quit school..
And I told her parents are required by the law to send kids to school and if they don't then they'll go to jail for breaking the law. My sweet child with a solemn look on her face looked me in the eye and said Mom I'll visit you.
I made an IRL dad joke a few weeks back...
and it may be my crowning achievement.
We did a delayed Christmas at the in-laws a few weekends back (COVID happened) and my FIL is the kind of jokester that does things like wrap one boot in one present for his wife and the other boot in another.
Mom-in-Law says, "look at him, stretching one gift into two...."
Father-in-law then opens a gift from her and it's a winter vest. Without missing a beat I say, "look who's stretching gifts now, where's the box with the sleeves!?"
I never post so I had to build karma before sharing but hopefully it was worth the wait!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by...
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man "you may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered "imagination".
"Wrong", said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom".