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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
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You seem to be a Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium
Because you're a real Mo Th Er f**... Er
Holy moly, Swear to god, Just met a girl called Mercedes Bacon. I had to come share this here.
How often do you meet your three favorite things in one....
P.S. the name is a true story, a girl that I just met.
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r**... called his son who was in the army...
"Son, your wife gave birth."
"Holy moly! Did I get a daughter or a son?"
"You got a brother you lard eatin critter!"
Have You Ever Heard of Pastor Moly?
If not then you might know him by his nickname, Holy Moly.
Holy Moly! - What's that smell!?
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all lived in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said: "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole stuck her head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tried to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but couldn't because of the bigger moles were in the way so he said: "Geez, all I can smell is..."
Are you sure you're ready?
You may never forgive me for this one...
*MOLASSES*
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