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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

A golden retriever walks into a bar

Stop reading if you heard this one before. The dog sits at the bar, locks eyes with the bartender and wearily says "One beer, one shot, please."
The bartender says "Holy moly! A talking dog! You should be in the circus, buddy!"
The goldie says "Why? Do they need an electrician?"

You seem to be a Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium

Because you're a real Mo Th Er f**... Er

Two muffins are in an oven.

The first muffin looks at the other one and say, "Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"
The other muffin looks back and says, "Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"

Holy moly, Swear to god, Just met a girl called Mercedes Bacon. I had to come share this here.

How often do you meet your three favorite things in one....
P.S. the name is a true story, a girl that I just met.

r**... called his son who was in the army...

"Son, your wife gave birth."
"Holy moly! Did I get a daughter or a son?"
"You got a brother you lard eatin critter!"

Have You Ever Heard of Pastor Moly?

If not then you might know him by his nickname, Holy Moly.


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