Molotovs Jokes

Funniest Molotovs Short Jokes

Short molotovs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The molotovs humour may include short jokes also.

1. My girlfriend asked me if she was ugly, so I threw a molotov cocktail at her. It's safe to say she's much hotter now.
2. Middle East So whaddya call 3 rockets, 4 mortars, 5 molotov cocktails and 6 incendiary kites lauched from Gaza into Israel?
   A cease fire!
3. What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? "Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."

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Molotovs One Liners

Which molotovs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with molotovs? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7
2. What's Vladimir Putin's favorite drink? A Molotov cocktail
3. What do you say to your friend who's just birthed a revolution? Molotov!
4. What happens when you throw a molotov into a gay pride parade? An lgbtbbq
5. Guy walks into a bar "Can I have a molotov cocktail please?"
6. How do you party with a Russian Jew? Molotov.
7. I'd like to order a cocktail. Sure thing, what flavour?
   One molotov, please.
8. A t**... walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail

Molotovs Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about molotovs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make molotovs pranks.