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Molly Jokes

21 molly jokes and hilarious molly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about molly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to giggle, as we explore the abundance of Molly jokes out there! From Mike and Molly puns to cleverly crafted Molly Mae jokes, to cleverly crafted Molly Drug puns and even more – we're here to celebrate all of the Mollys and their name-related hijinks. So, whether your name is Kathleen, Margaret, Mary, or Molly, have a good laugh at some of these humorous Molly jokes and puns.

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Funniest Molly Short Jokes

Short molly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The molly humour may include short sally jokes also.

  1. Me: i'm going to meet with my friends Molly, Lucy and DiMiTri Dad: son, I've had imaginary friends too, i still do, don't tell your mom.
  2. Everyone is so excited because of the Hollyweed sign And i'm at a party, got some Molly and w**....

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Molly One Liners

Which molly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with molly? I can suggest the ones about lily and holly.

  1. Gave my friend in a wheelchair 3 hits of molly last night He's still rollin' this morning
  2. What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins.
  3. How to ask Molly to enumerate a list named bed? Molybdenum.
  4. What's a Mexicans favorite drug? Two Molly's.
  5. So today I took Molly... ...On a date for the first time. Cool girl, will see her again.
  6. What is an avocado's favorite drug? Guaca-Molly
  7. What do you call a "Becky" who didn't call 911? Mollie.
  8. How did the good looking Mexican look to Molly? Hot tamale
  9. how do u do molly safely? wear a condm.
  10. What do you call two l**... doing Drugs? Molly on Molly on molly on molly

Molly joke, What do you call two l**... doing Drugs?

Hilarious Fun Molly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about molly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make molly pranks.

A new hot secretary joined a company...

Two guys of this company start to speak about her:
"Holy molly she is so hot, we should really try to sleep with her"
So they start flirting with her.
One week later, the first one manages to sleep with her. His friend asks him "So, how was it?" "Meh, my wife is better".
Surprised by this answer, this guy starts to hit on the secretary very hard, and gets to have s**... with her three days later.
His friend then asks him if he shares his opinion. He answers: "Yeah, you were actually right: your wife is better".

A census enumerator is working out in the country when he knocks on the door of a farmhouse.

A woman opens the door, and the man explains he's with the census and she agrees to do the interview. Eventually he gets to the part where he asks if she has children.
Let's see, says the woman, There's Timmy and Tammy; they're 4. There's Molly and Holly; they're 8. There's Terry and Larry; they're–
The census worker cuts her off, wide-eyed. You mean to tell me, he says, that you got twins EVERY time?!
The woman laughs and says Oh goodness, no! There was hundreds of times we didn't get anything!

Molly joke, how do u do molly safely?