The Best 6 Mollusk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mollusk jokes. There are some mollusk mussel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mollusk seashell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mollusk Jokes and Puns

I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky

and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:

It was the clam before the storm.

So there's this mollusk

And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"

Did you hear about the guy who fell into the endangered Mollusk exhibit?

An aquarium employee ran up to the railing and shouted "I'll go get help, don't move a mussel!

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor


How might you describe a stealthy mollusk?

Clamdestine

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mollusk cephalopod jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mollusk yar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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