Mollusk Jokes
4 mollusk jokes and hilarious mollusk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mollusk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Mollusk Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
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I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky
and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:
It was the clam before the storm.
So there's this mollusk
And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the endangered Mollusk exhibit?
An aquarium employee ran up to the railing and shouted "I'll go get help, don't move a mussel!
How might you describe a stealthy mollusk?
Clamdestine
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