Molesters Jokes

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The Best Molesters Puns

A cop pulls over a car with two priests.

The cop makes his way up to the window and says, We're looking for two child molesters.

The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.

We'll do it.

Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he's looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We'll do it!

Two priests are out driving one day..

when they get pulled over by a police officer.

The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver
"Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"

The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;

"Alright officer, we'll do it"

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

Two priests are out driving and get pulled over

The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters

The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says—

Alright officer, we'll do it


Two priests in a car...

... as a cop pulls them over.
"Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."
The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says:
"Okay, we'll do it"

What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein?

One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

Two preists are out for a drive when suddenly...

...they are pulled over by a police officer.

The officer says, "We are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The two priests calmly and quietly discuss something for a few moments.

Finally, one of the priests turns to the officer and says, "Okay, we'll do it."

A cop pulls over two catholic priests and says "I"m looking for two child molesters"...

And the priests reply; "We'll do it!"

Two bishops get pulled over by a cop...

Two bishops get pulled over by a cop who says: "We're looking for two child molesters". Bishop one asks him to excuse them for a moment and whispers something to bishop two. After a few seconds, he turns back to the policeman and says: "Okay, we'll do it"


Two priests were driving down a road...

Two priests were driving down a road when they were pulled over by a police officer.

The officer said, I'm looking for two child molesters

The priests took a moment to think, and then in unison said we'll do it!

Two priests are driving along the road when they get stopped by a police officer

The officer walks up to the priests' car and tells them, "Hello sirs, we're looking for two child molesters. Have you seen anyone that could resemble the sort?"

The priest in the driver's seat turns to the other, and after a brief moment of conversation, turns back to the officer and says,

"Yeah, okay, we'll do it."

I have a friend who's a cannibal, but he's a really great guy. He only eats murderers, rapists, and child molesters. He builds homes for the homeless. He volunteers.

He's a real humanitarian.

The only thing on TV to watch is Law and Order: SVU and ESPN...

..and they're both talking about child molesters.

How are morbidly obese people and child molesters alike?

Both want to get into smaller pants.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Two men are driving down the road....

A police officer pulls them over and approaches the car. He knocks on the window and they roll it down.

The officer says "excuse me gentlemen we are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The driver rolls the window up for a moment and converses with his passenger. After a moment he rolls the window back down.

"OK officer, we'll do it."

Two priest driving down the road...

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.
"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other before they speak. "We'll do it."


What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

Police stopped two Vicars in their car and said to them, we are looking for a couple of child molesters, the Vicars looked at each other and says to the Police Officer.

OK we will do it.

Where do child molesters go to university?

Bring'em Young

Oatmeal raisin cookies are the child molesters of the cookies world,

they should have to let everyone within a 2 mile radius who they really are.

What are the two hardest things for child molesters?

Fitting in.

What was the top-selling wearable for child molesters this holiday season?

Where do child molesters go to play sports?

British football clubs.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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