Molesters Jokes
39 molesters jokes and hilarious molesters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about molesters that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Molesters Short Jokes
Short molesters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The molesters humour may include short paedophiles jokes also.
- Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he's looking for two child molesters. Catholic priests looking at each other: We'll do it!
- Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over.
"Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."
The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says:
"Okay, we'll do it" - What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.
- There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested. The only side effect is you feel Spacey.
- A cop pulls over two catholic priests and says "I"m looking for two child molesters"... And the priests reply; "We'll do it!"
- I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"
- At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown. I never knew I had IT in me.
- Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play
- I have a friend who's a cannibal, but he's a really great guy. He only eats murderers, rapists, and child molesters. He builds homes for the homeless. He volunteers. He's a real humanitarian.
- How are morbidly obese people and child molesters alike? Both want to get into smaller pants.
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Molesters One Liners
Which molesters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with molesters? I can suggest the ones about perverts and criminals.
- Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me.
- What is one good thing about child molesters? They drive slowly in the school zones
- What do you call a man who molests little girls? Alabama's next senator.
- A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested.
- What did the crippled orphan baby get on Christmas? Molested
- What do you call two child molesting percussionists? Paradiddlers
- What is the default format for child molesters? .PDF Files.
- What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon.
- Where do child molesters go to university? Bring'em Young
- When a priest molests a child.. is the sextape called holyfuck?
- A music student was caught molesting a student He shouldn't have done that to A Minor.
- The Flash was arrested for molesting a child He was charged as a speedophile
- What do you call a bird that has been molested? Rustled Crow
- What do you call repeatedly molesting a nun? A force of habit.
- A child was molested... ... by a troop of mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.
Ridiculous Molesters Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about molesters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bullies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make molesters pranks.
A cop pulls over a car with two priests.
The cop makes his way up to the window and says, We're looking for two child molesters.
The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.
We'll do it.
Two priests are out driving one day..
when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver
"Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
"Alright officer, we'll do it"
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Two priests are out driving and get pulled over
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says—
Alright officer, we'll do it
What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?
an imPASTA!
A thief, a child m**... and a priest walk into a bar
He orders a drink
A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child m**...
"What is your name sir?"
"Mark Stephens"
"How old are you?"
"37 years old"
"And what do you do for a living?"
"I teach school chilren"
"Come again?"
"I teach school chilren"
"Do you mean children?"
"What?"
"You said chilren, you forgot the D"
"Oh no, I put the D in children later"
A priest, a theif, and a child m**... enters a bar.
He buys a drink.
What do you call a spanish child m**...?
A Pedrophile.
Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child m**......
And that's just the first guy.
A child m**..., a conman and a priest walks into a bar
He then sat down.
Two preists are out for a drive when suddenly...
...they are pulled over by a police officer.
The officer says, "We are looking for two child molesters in the area."
The two priests calmly and quietly discuss something for a few moments.
Finally, one of the priests turns to the officer and says, "Okay, we'll do it."
I heard there's a new movie coming out where an i**... immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child m**......
They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
A priest is walking through the woods at night
He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child m**...." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."
What did the Jewish child m**... say to the kid?
Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?
So a little boy and a child m**... are walking though a forest in the middle of the night.
The little boy says,"I'm scared."
So the m**... says,"You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"
Two bishops get pulled over by a cop...
Two bishops get pulled over by a cop who says: "We're looking for two child molesters". Bishop one asks him to excuse them for a moment and whispers something to bishop two. After a few seconds, he turns back to the policeman and says: "Okay, we'll do it"
