Molestation Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child molestation

"What is your name sir?"

"Mark Stephens"

"How old are you?"

"37 years old"

"And what do you do for a living?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Come again?"

"I teach school chilren"

"Do you mean children?"


"You said chilren, you forgot the D"

"Oh no, I put the D in children later"

Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.

I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?

Sherlock was convicted for child molestation

A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

What's a pervert's favorite train stop?


Is it ok to make a joke about child molestation?

Probably not, it's just too touchy of a subject.

I was going to make a joke about molestation...

But it seems to be quite touchy subject.

What's the difference between camping and molestation?

Oh, you don't know? Do you wanna go camping this weekend?

What do you call the molestation of a baby farmyard bird?

Chicken Statutory

You know what the number one reason for child molestation is...

sexy children

What are the funniest molestation jokes of all time?

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