The Best 40 Moles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Moles jokes. There are some moles ester jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moles pimples puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Moles Jokes and Puns

A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."

The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."

Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"

Joke in honor of mole day

Three moles are going through the ground looking for food.
The first mole pops up out of the ground and sniffs around.
He says "hey guys I think were getting close I smell some syrup".
The next mole pops up and says "ya we must be a smell some syrup too".
The last mole pops up and says "I don't know guys all I smell is some molasses"

Two moles

Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.

Moles joke, Two moles

There were 3 moles living in a hole...

One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."

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Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.

"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."

Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."

Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"


Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.

I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?

There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole

The first mole, daddy mole, wakes up, climbs to the top, sticks his nose out and says, "Mmmmm...I smell bacon!"
Mommy mole wakes up. She climbs to the top, sticks her nose out and says, "Mmmmm....I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole wakes up. He climbs up, but gets stuck behind his mom and dad. He takes a big whiff and says, "All I can smell is molasses!"

Moles joke, There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole

A pirate goes to a doctor...

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

(sorry if repost, haven't seen it on this sub)

A Pirate goes t' t' Doctors.

He says t' t' Doctor "I got these moles, moles I got and I'm very concerned about them" Doctor says "Don't be worried, they're benign" Pirate replies "Thank you Doctor but you cant count, thar be ten!"

A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Where do moles go on Sunday mornings?

Molar mass.

Three moles smell something.

Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole and sniffs. He then says "I smell some good pancakes and syrup." Next mama mole pokes her head out of the hole and says "all I smell is fruits and honey." Then baby mole tries to poke his head out of the hole and says " I can't smell anything except molasses."

Three moles are dig dig digging a hole

The first mole stops and says "mm! I smell me some sugar!"

The moles keep dig dig digging along.

The second mole stops and says "mm! I smell me some honey!"

The moles keep dig dig digging along.

The third mole stops and says "huh! I smell me some mole-asses!"

*thanks Grandpa*

A pirate goes to the doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

Moles joke, I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...

The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"

A Family of Moles

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .

molasses."


How are moles (which eat worms) and buried corpses opposites?

Moles are living, corpses are dead.

What material should you never use to create or build with?

Tin that was mined by moles. Anything you make with it melts immediately.

What do you call a couple of moles drunk and high off sugar?

Molasses

Three moles are in a hole,

when one of them smells something.

The mole sticks his head up out of the hole and says,
"I smell pancakes!"

A second mole hears him and sticks his head out of the same hole and says,
"I smell pancakes too!"

The third mole scurries to investigate, but is stuck behind the other moles already in the entrance.
"All I smell is molasses!"

Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...

Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."

Three moles dig their way to IHOP

The first mole pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmm I smell pancakes!"
The second moles pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmmm I smell coffee!"
The third mops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "all I smell is molasses.."

You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid..

\#me2d2

I molested an intensive care patient...

but his nurse walked in at the last moment.

It was real touch-and-go for a while there.

I never used to like moles.

But now they've started growing on me.

A pirate goes to the dermatologist to get some moles on his back looked at. The doctor examines him and says, "it's ok. They're benign."

The pirate turns around and says "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!

A pirate goes to the doctor..

'Thar be strange moles me back'
Doctors has a look.
'They're benign'
'Check again matey,I counted 10'

There was a family of moles underground.

They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says wow, I smell sugar . The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims wow I smell glucose! Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says holy cow I smell fructose! The sister mole wants to catch a whiff of the smell and climbs to the hole. Sadly the hole is clogged by her family and she said all I smell is molasses

What did the molested ghost say?

\#MeBoo

What did the molested goat say?

MeehToo

Three moles are digging in the garden.

The daddy mole says, "I smell carrots."

The mommy mole says, "I smell turnips."

The baby mole says, "I smell molasses."

3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line.

The first mole stops digging and says, I smell syrup!

The second mole lifts up its head and says, I smell honey!

The mole in the back yells, I smell mole-asses!

Pirate walks into the doctor's office

Pirate: Doc, can you check out these moles on my back.

Doctor: wow, there must at least ten big ones, they may be malignant.

Pirate: arrrrgh no way doc, I'm sure there be nine.

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"

So there was a family of moles.

They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."

Three moles live in a hole together.

One day a pancake breakfast is set up around the mole hole. One of the three moles sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup!"

The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell ketchup!"

The third mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but cannot because the other two are blocking him. Frustrated, he says, "All I smell is molasses!"

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"

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We suggest to use only working moles spies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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