Molecule Jokes

Funniest Molecule Short Jokes

Short molecule jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The molecule humour may include short chemical symbol jokes also.

1. my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
   A. osmoses
2. An Oxygen molecule go sees a doctor "Doc, Im suffering from terrible cramps" says the Oxygen Molecule.
   "That's an easy fix," says the doctor, "Just eat some Potassium and you'll be OK!"
3. My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge They must have unionised!
4. A molecule tells another: A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!
5. Science joke What song does a gas molecule sing when it is attracted to another gas molecule?
   "Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
   And after all, you're my Van Der Waal"
6. Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars. Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.
7. What did the Oblivion character say when he saw a molecule of magnesium sulphate? BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT!
8. Where do molecules go when they're misaligned? The chiralpractor!
9. What do you get when you cross a blind burrowing mammal with a Roman demigod? Molecules
10. What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule? Double 07.

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Molecule One Liners

Which molecule one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with molecule? I can suggest the ones about substance and chemical.

1. My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition.
2. Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
3. Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
4. 11 sodium molecules walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"
5. So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule It was a salt
6. Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure?
   Molecule 1: I'm positive.
7. Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge.
8. A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH NO".
9. Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail? It was a Mole-Ester!
10. After the CO2 molecule left the car, it immediately took a nap it was exhausted
11. Which prophet said "Let my molecules flow?" Osmoses
12. Molecule Nitrous oxide
13. Anybody here heard of Molecules? He's the smallest of the Greek heroes!
14. What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!
15. Why couldn't the molecule split up? It was in a legally bonding contract.

Water Molecule Jokes

Here is a list of funny water molecule jokes and even better water molecule puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two water molecules are hanging out in a microwave. When someone comes along to turn the microwave on, one molecule looks at the other and says, ".... ...this is so exciting!!!"
• A water molecule feels quite lonely in a glass full of alcans She thinks that they ignore her because of her charme, but it's because of her charge
• What did the water molecule say to the oxygen molecule? Oh! Two!

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