The Best 9 Molecular Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Molecular jokes. There are some molecular molecule jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these molecular bio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Molecular Jokes and Puns

Say what you will about molecular biologists...

But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.

I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean.

I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure.

What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

What did the molecular biologist say when he showed his lab a magic trick?


What is a pirate's favorite method of determining molecular structure?


Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?

He preferred it a little Crispr

What is the molecular geometry of an iPhone 6?


I once met a molecular biologist.

His name's Gene.

What is the molecular formula for water?

Me: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

Teacher: No, it's H20

Me: Exactly... H to O

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the molecular diatomic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working molecular fluorine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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