Mole Jokes
102 mole jokes and hilarious mole puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about mole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Mole Joke Molasses
My fascination with mole jokes started curiously with
Jokes About Skin Moles
Next came the phase of jokes about skin moles. You can't imagine how many witty remarks one can come up with about these everyday spots. My buddies even made light-hearted observations about them dramatically coming to life as characters, each with its unique tale. It was amusing how we could share laughs over something as simple, yet personal, as a skin mole.
Mole Jokes Chemistry
The realm of mole jokes took a more intellectual turn when I first dove into Mole Jokes Chemistry. As strange as it might sound to a non-chemist, combining the concept of moles (in Chemistry) with humor added a dash of fun to my otherwise rigorous study sessions. This taught me that a little humor can make abstract topics more relatable and enjoyable.
Best Mole Jokes
Of course, there are what we call the Best Mole Jokes. These are the ones that, regardless of the setting, make your belly hurt from laughing. They typically weave in clever puns or unexpected twists that highlight the charm and wit of good humor. Mole jokes, in my experience, have been a delightful reminder of how shared laughter can build camaraderie and lighten the mood no matter what subject.
Here are the Best Short Mole Jokes since short jokes are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. #MoleDay https://t.co/r4SIgHMlli
— Joko Jokes (@jokes_joko) October 23, 2023
1. Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses. pic.twitter.com/MSTOKuQouw
Funniest Mole Short Jokes
Short mole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mole humour may include short molar jokes also.
- A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!" - Two moles Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.
- Avogadro's Number walks into the CIA One of the spies responds, "Gentlemen, we have a mole."
- I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
- From my 8 year old son: what did the mole say to himself when he dug too deep into the earth? Hole-y mole-y.
- What is an avocado's favorite game to play? Guack-a-mole!
I'm about to be a dad so this seemed fitting for my first post :) - What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer? Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
- My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
- How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away
- What does the Pope order in a Mexican restaurant? Holy mole
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Mole One Liners
Which mole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mole? I can suggest the ones about lump and tumor.
- What's a gay mole's favourite thing? Molasses.
- What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
- So a mole goes into a club... And ends up getting Avogadro's number.
- $6.022 x 10^23 Mole money, mole problems.
- What did the last mole leaving the hole see whenever he looked up? Molasses.
- Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Wack a mole.
- Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail? It was a Mole-Ester!
- What's the Mafias favorite game? whack a mole
- What's Fozzie Bear's favorite chip dip? Guaca-wocka-mole
- What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain? A Paracetamole
- I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!
- I used to hate my mole. But you know what? It's growing on me.
- Happy mole day everyone! What do you call a stripping chemist?
A mole dancer! - Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole
- How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.
Mole Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny mole day jokes and even better mole day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The other day I asked my doctor if my mole was normal The mole told my doctor he was, so I'm not too worried about it
- In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.
Animal Mole Jokes
Here is a list of funny animal mole jokes and even better animal mole puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Great Mole Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about mole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mule jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mole pranks.
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m**...,
mo'problems
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Punny Chemistry
"What's j**... Sandusky's favorite compound?"
"What?"
"A mole ester"
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Science jokes!
A proton walks into a bar. Strolls up to the bartender and says "I don't care what you serve me, but I want the most expensive drink you offer."
The bartender looks at him quizzically. "You sure about that, buddy?"
**"I'm positive."**
A cute little neutron walks in right after him. "I'll have what he's having," she says.
The bartender pours another glass, slides it over with a wink. **"No charge."**
A mole walks into the same bar, sweating profusely.
"I just worked the hardest I've ever worked. I need a drink. No, I need a lot of drinks. Just keep them coming."
The bartender asks, "How many are you going to have?"
**"6.02 times 10 to the 23rd."**
Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season
* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated
Two Molecules are Talking to Each Other...
The first one asks, "Why don't you like me?"
The water molecule says, "I'm sorry, but I'm just not that attracted to you."
The other cries, "Is it because I'm fat?!"
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
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Regarding the m**... jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but m**......
Is a very touchy subject.
I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?
So yesterday I was getting a mole removed...
The dermatologist explained that since it grew back looking cancerous, they'd have to cut a bigger section out, which would require a few stitches. Anyways, the procedure is underway, and I'm laying face down as they're cutting into me. It's a little quiet so I try to lighten the atmosphere with a joke.
"You guys know that this mole spoke to me. It could actually talk!" The nurse was a little confused by this and responded, weakly "oh, really?". I said "Yeah, he used to talk to me all the time. He said I could never tell anyone that he was on my back, because 'Snitches... Get Stitches.'"
It was pretty silent after that. The doctor let out a snort/cough/chuckle after thinking about it. But I'm still not sure if the joke was worth the awkwardness.
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Ripped a mole off my face today...
Gotta stop looking down gopher holes...
Holy Moly! - What's that smell!?
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all lived in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said: "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole stuck her head out of the hole, sniffed the air and said "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tried to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but couldn't because of the bigger moles were in the way so he said: "Geez, all I can smell is..."
Are you sure you're ready?
You may never forgive me for this one...
*MOLASSES*
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A Tale of 3 moles
There once was three moles, a mama mole, a daddy mole and a baby mole. They all lived in a mole hole, together.
One day the daddy mole smelled a wonderful smell coming from outside the mole hole.
Daddy mole went and poked his little head out of the mole hole. He thought to himself, " wow, that smells like cherry's."
He called over mama mole to see what she smelled. Mama mole poked her head out of the mole hole, with daddy mole.
Daddy mole asked her, "Well, what do you smell?"
Mama mole said, "I smell strawberries."
Daddy mole not being stratified, with her answer wanted a second opinion.
He called over baby mole, but baby mole was too small to poke his head out with the other. He kept jumping up and down only getting about as high as mama mole and daddy moles butts.
Daddy mole than ask baby mole, "What do you smell?"
Baby mole responded, "Well, all I smell is mole-a**...."
What molecule has the best sense of humor?
A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe
A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole...
"Ich bin ein doctor."
What is the molecular formula for water?
Me: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: No, it's H20
Me: Exactly... H to O
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m**...:
Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it happened.
What do eagles and moles have in common?
They both fly, except for the mole...
Where do moles go on Sunday mornings?
Molar mass.
There was a papa mole, a momma mole,
What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party?
A decepti-con.
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I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...
Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"
whats the Mexican version of whack a mole?
gua-ca-mole
What did the mole hill say to the mountain?
"I see my ex came by."
What did the molecular biologist say when he showed his lab a magic trick?
"TATA!"
How are moles classified?
They are mamoles in the animole kingdom.
How are moles (which eat worms) and buried corpses opposites?
Moles are living, corpses are dead.
What does 2 letter E's, a mole and a pit have to do with eachother
I don't know, but hole-e mole-e is that a combo
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
What is the molecular geometry of an iPhone 6?
Bent
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I'm positive.
If a mole was in a baseball game, what position would he be in?
The Ref
Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?
He preferred it a little Crispr
Where do molecules go when they're misaligned?
The chiralpractor!
What's the difference between a Mole and an Eagle.
They both live underground, except the Eagle.
Why did Avogadro not have a girlfriend
Nobody liked him, he looked like a mole.
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m**...
The only station I get off at.
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Do you know why all the O2 molecules are intelligent?
Because an s**... one would be an Oxy-m**....
What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?
You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus
The Mole family
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Early one morning, mama mole woke and thought "I smell pancakes and syrup." So she climbed up the tunnel and stuck her nose out of the mole hole to enjoy the aroma. Papa mole followed and squeezed next to her. Baby mole went up too but was stopped because mama and papa left no room. He started crying. Mama mole "What's the matter, can't you smell the syrup?". Baby mole said "No, I can only smell molasses."
Every time I see a mole hill on a hike.
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You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid..
\#me2d2
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I was molested by my soccer coach...
He just wanted to see me s**... seed.
Molecule
Nitrous oxide
Say what you will about molecular biologists...
But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.
Mole joke
One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"
Mr. Mole told Mrs. Mole he would have to work late at the bakery.
He comes home and she is furious. She says don't lie to me …
you were at the Bottoms Up bar getting lap dances from the female mole dancers! He said "why would you say that?" She exclaimed "Because your clothes smell like molasses.
An exterminator goes to the doctor
At the end of the checkup, the doctor says, "You are in perfect health, except for a large mole on your arm"
The exterminator replies, "Shoot, I missed one!"
How much does a mole swimming in water weigh?
18.02 grams
What molecule is like Michael Jackson?
Diatomic helium
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How many Molecules in a f**...?
6 million
When I first got it my cancerous melanoma mole was a little annoying...
... but now it's really growing on me
What did the molested ghost say?
\#MeBoo
What did the molested goat say?
MeehToo
Three moles are digging in the garden.
The daddy mole says, "I smell carrots."
The mommy mole says, "I smell turnips."
The baby mole says, "I smell molasses."
What do you call a balding mole playing the triangle?
Mole-ting
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Look down a mole hole, what do you see?
Molasses.
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What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the s**... offenders list?
That's a mole Lester
Why couldn't the molecule split up?
It was in a legally bonding contract.
There was a father mole, a mother mole and a baby mole
that lived in a hole out in the country not far from a farmhouse. One morning, the father mole poked his head out of the hole and said,"Mmmm, I think i smell pie cooking!"
The mother mole pushed the father mole aside, poked her head outside the hole, and said, "Mmmm, I think I smell pancakes!"
The baby mole tried to push aside the two bigger moles to stick his head outside the hole, but couldn't, because he was much smaller.
Frustrated, the baby mole said out loud, "The only thing i smell are molasses."
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I'm not claiming my neighbor is in the mob, but...
There was a mole in my yard and I asked him to help me kill it.
He asked if it needed to look like an accident.
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My grandfather's favorite joke
An old fisherman makes camp up in the wild north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he's cooking, a little family of moles living in a mole-hill nearby begin to smell what the old fisherman's cooking. The mother mole says Hey! Old Fisherman's cooking, and it smells like bacon! The father mole sniffs the air and says No no I smell pancakes, butter and maple syrup! The teenager mole says You're both wrong! He's making eggs! And the littlest mole says I don't know what you're all talking about, all I smell is mole-a**... .
My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge
They must have unionised!
A molecule tells another:
A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!
