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Mole Jokes

106 mole jokes and hilarious mole puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about mole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Mole Joke Molasses

My fascination with mole jokes started curiously with . For some reason, wordplay that involved this little creature wallowing through gooey molasses provided a visual pun that had my friends and me in splits. Reflecting on it, what stands out is the way humor adds flavor to the most mundane facets of life.

Jokes About Skin Moles

Next came the phase of jokes about skin moles. You can't imagine how many witty remarks one can come up with about these everyday spots. My buddies even made light-hearted observations about them dramatically coming to life as characters, each with its unique tale. It was amusing how we could share laughs over something as simple, yet personal, as a skin mole.

Mole Jokes Chemistry

The realm of mole jokes took a more intellectual turn when I first dove into Mole Jokes Chemistry. As strange as it might sound to a non-chemist, combining the concept of moles (in Chemistry) with humor added a dash of fun to my otherwise rigorous study sessions. This taught me that a little humor can make abstract topics more relatable and enjoyable.

Best Mole Jokes

Of course, there are what we call the Best Mole Jokes. These are the ones that, regardless of the setting, make your belly hurt from laughing. They typically weave in clever puns or unexpected twists that highlight the charm and wit of good humor. Mole jokes, in my experience, have been a delightful reminder of how shared laughter can build camaraderie and lighten the mood no matter what subject.

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Funniest Mole Short Jokes

Short mole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mole humour may include short molar jokes also.

  1. A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
    pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
  2. Two moles Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.
  3. Avogadro's Number walks into the CIA One of the spies responds, "Gentlemen, we have a mole."
  4. A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous "It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"
    "Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten
  5. A pirate goes to the doctor.. 'Thar be strange moles me back'
    Doctors has a look.
    'They're benign'
    'Check again matey,I counted 10'
  6. As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
  7. I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
  8. What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain? A Paracetamole
  9. I'm not claiming my neighbor is in the mob, but... There was a mole in my yard and I asked him to help me kill it.
    He asked if it needed to look like an accident.
  10. I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!

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Mole One Liners

Which mole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mole? I can suggest the ones about lump and tumor.

  1. What's a gay mole's favourite thing? Molasses.
  2. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
  3. So a mole goes into a club... And ends up getting Avogadro's number.
  4. Look down a mole hole, what do you see? Molasses.
  5. What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 molecules of avocado? A guac-mole
  6. What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire.
  7. $6.022 x 10^23 Mole money, mole problems.
  8. What did the last mole leaving the hole see whenever he looked up? Molasses.
  9. Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Wack a mole.
  10. Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail? It was a Mole-Ester!
  11. What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole
  12. What's the Mafias favorite game? whack a mole
  13. What's a mobsters favorite game? Whack a Mole
  14. What is Avogadro's favorite dip? Guaca-mole
  15. What's Fozzie Bear's favorite chip dip? Guaca-wocka-mole

Mole Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny mole day jokes and even better mole day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Happy mole day everyone! What do you call a stripping chemist?
    A mole dancer!
  • The other day I asked my doctor if my mole was normal The mole told my doctor he was, so I'm not too worried about it
  • In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.

Mole Chemistry Jokes

Here is a list of funny mole chemistry jokes and even better mole chemistry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.
  • My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
  • Chemistry has reached frightening possibilities What do you get if you multiply a young ester compound by avagadro's constant?
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    A child mole ester
  • Punny Chemistry "What's j**... Sandusky's favorite compound?"
    "What?"
    "A mole ester"
Mole joke, Punny Chemistry

Animal Mole Jokes

Here is a list of funny animal mole jokes and even better animal mole puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
    A Moles Royce.
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Great Mole Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about mole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mule jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mole pranks.

Joke in honor of mole day

Three moles are going through the ground looking for food.
The first mole pops up out of the ground and sniffs around.
He says "hey guys I think were getting close I smell some syrup".
The next mole pops up and says "ya we must be a smell some syrup too".
The last mole pops up and says "I don't know guys all I smell is some molasses"

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated

Two Molecules are Talking to Each Other...

The first one asks, "Why don't you like me?"
The water molecule says, "I'm sorry, but I'm just not that attracted to you."
The other cries, "Is it because I'm fat?!"

There were 3 moles living in a hole...

One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."

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Mama mole, papa mole, and baby mole all lived in a hole. One day, mama mole stuck her head out and sniffed the air.
"That's weird, I smell grape jelly."
Papa mole squeezes up beside her, sniffs around, and says, "That's funny, because i smell strawberry jam."
Baby mole wanted to sniff the air too, but was stuck behind mama and papa mole, so he said "That's strange, all I smell is molasses!"

Regarding the m**... jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but m**......

Is a very touchy subject.
I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?

Ripped a mole off my face today...

Gotta stop looking down gopher holes...

There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole

The first mole, daddy mole, wakes up, climbs to the top, sticks his nose out and says, "Mmmmm...I smell bacon!"
Mommy mole wakes up. She climbs to the top, sticks her nose out and says, "Mmmmm....I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole wakes up. He climbs up, but gets stuck behind his mom and dad. He takes a big whiff and says, "All I can smell is molasses!"

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

What is the molecular formula for water?

Me: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: No, it's H20
Me: Exactly... H to O

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Three moles smell something.

Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole and sniffs. He then says "I smell some good pancakes and syrup." Next mama mole pokes her head out of the hole and says "all I smell is fruits and honey." Then baby mole tries to poke his head out of the hole and says " I can't smell anything except molasses."

There was a papa mole, a momma mole,

Three moles are dig dig digging a hole

The first mole stops and says "mm! I smell me some sugar!"
The moles keep dig dig digging along.
The second mole stops and says "mm! I smell me some honey!"
The moles keep dig dig digging along.
The third mole stops and says "huh! I smell me some mole-a**...!"
*thanks Grandpa*

What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party?

A decepti-con.

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...

The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"

What did the molecular biologist say when he showed his lab a magic trick?

"TATA!"

A Family of Moles

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."

How are moles (which eat worms) and buried corpses opposites?

Moles are living, corpses are dead.

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles.Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Three moles are in a hole,

when one of them smells something.
The mole sticks his head up out of the hole and says,
"I smell pancakes!"
A second mole hears him and sticks his head out of the same hole and says,
"I smell pancakes too!"
The third mole scurries to investigate, but is stuck behind the other moles already in the entrance.
"All I smell is molasses!"

Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...

Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."

How do you stop a mole from digging?

Take his shovel away

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.

Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I'm positive.

If a mole was in a baseball game, what position would he be in?

The Ref

Why did the molecular biologist not like his bacon?

He preferred it a little Crispr

Where do molecules go when they're misaligned?

The chiralpractor!

Three moles dig their way to IHOP

The first mole pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmm I smell pancakes!"
The second moles pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmmm I smell coffee!"
The third mops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "all I smell is molasses.."

I used to hate my mole.

But you know what? It's growing on me.

Do you know why all the O2 molecules are intelligent?

Because an s**... one would be an Oxy-m**....

What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

Every time I see a mole hill on a hike.

You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid..

\#me2d2

I molested an intensive care patient...

but his nurse walked in at the last moment.
It was real touch-and-go for a while there.

A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow

Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"
Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."
The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"

Molecule

Nitrous oxide

Say what you will about molecular biologists...

But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.

Mole joke

One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"

I never used to like moles.

But now they've started growing on me.

Mr. Mole told Mrs. Mole he would have to work late at the bakery.

He comes home and she is furious. She says don't lie to me …
you were at the Bottoms Up bar getting lap dances from the female mole dancers! He said "why would you say that?" She exclaimed "Because your clothes smell like molasses.

An exterminator goes to the doctor

At the end of the checkup, the doctor says, "You are in perfect health, except for a large mole on your arm"
The exterminator replies, "Shoot, I missed one!"

There was a family of moles underground.

They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says wow, I smell sugar . The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims wow I smell glucose! Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says holy cow I smell fructose! The sister mole wants to catch a whiff of the smell and climbs to the hole. Sadly the hole is clogged by her family and she said all I smell is molasses

What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the s**... offenders list?

That's a mole Lester

3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line.

The first mole stops digging and says, I smell syrup!
The second mole lifts up its head and says, I smell honey!
The mole in the back yells, I smell mole-a**...!

What does the Pope order in a Mexican restaurant?

Holy mole

Why couldn't the molecule split up?

It was in a legally bonding contract.

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"

How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac?

6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.

So there was a family of moles.

They decided to leave thier burrow to smell the spring air. The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, "I smell lavender." he says. The mother mole poked her head out as well and said "You're right dear, I smell it too." Their son couldn't fit through the burrow entrance and said "Well, all i smell is molasses."

Three moles live in a hole together.

One day a pancake breakfast is set up around the mole hole. One of the three moles sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup!"
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell ketchup!"
The third mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but cannot because the other two are blocking him. Frustrated, he says, "All I smell is molasses!"

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"

My grandfather's favorite joke

An old fisherman makes camp up in the wild north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he's cooking, a little family of moles living in a mole-hill nearby begin to smell what the old fisherman's cooking. The mother mole says Hey! Old Fisherman's cooking, and it smells like bacon! The father mole sniffs the air and says No no I smell pancakes, butter and maple syrup! The teenager mole says You're both wrong! He's making eggs! And the littlest mole says I don't know what you're all talking about, all I smell is mole-a**... .

My molecules are threatening to go on strike because they've lost their charge

They must have unionised!

From my 8 year old son: what did the mole say to himself when he dug too deep into the earth?

Hole-y mole-y.

3 moles were shuffling down a tunnel, when the first one says

"hmmm, I smell honey!"
The second one twitches his nose and says "mmm I'm not sure sure.. It smells more like sugar to me!"
The third mole wrinkles his nose... "nope, it's definitely molasses!"

Three moles are crawling through their borrow on their way to breakfast, one right after the other.

The first mole says, I can already smell that sizzling bacon.
The second mole says, I'm pretty sure I can smell hot pancakes with fresh butter and syrup.
The last mole says, the only thing I can smell is molasses.

A family of moles on an early breakfast morning.

The big ol papa mole raises his head up out of the hole and smells the air then says "i smell pancakes!"
Then the big ol mama mole sticks her head up out of the hole, smells the air, and says "i smell pancakes!"
Then itty bitty lil ol baby mole wiggles up between big ol papa mole and big ol mama mole, sniffs the air and exclaims "I smell molasses!"

A molecule tells another:

A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

Mole joke, A molecule tells another:

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