Moldy Jokes
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Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.
2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.
3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.
4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.
5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.
6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.
What do Clowns and moldy bread have in common?
They both taste funny.
Did you hear about the country that tried to use fresh fruit as currency?
They ran into problems when everyone's money started to get moldy. Last I heard, they're looking into using non-fungible tokens now.
Did you hear about the s**... who had a stash that never went stale or moldy? He used to spend hours s**... just staring at it...
I guess it's true what they say, a watched p**... never spoils.
Another So Oldie It's Moldy joke
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
I was so proud of the moldy cheese in my fridge.
It had become very cultured.
Yesterday I had to throw out my moldy shredded cheese
It was for the grater good.
You know what they say about moldy tents....
That mold is intense.
What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife.
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