Mold Jokes
41 mold jokes and hilarious mold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of mold jokes! From moldy bread to smelly cheese, these jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Funniest Mold Short Jokes
Short mold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mold humour may include short fungus jokes also.
- What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married? I want to grow mold with you.
- I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold.. both choices have their frozen Khans.
- Did you hear about the two loaves of bread that fell in love? They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.
- To spice things up a bit in the bedroom, I asked my wife to talk dirty to me. Telling me how dusty the garage was, and about the mold in the shower, was not what I was hoping for.
- Employer: Describe yourself in word. Me: "Mold" Because you won't like me but I'll grow on you.
- Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty! I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...
- What's the difference between a university student and a mycologist? The mycologist actually takes notes when mold starts growing in his dirty dishes.
- Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Plato.
- You know at first, I didn't like the mold I found on my skin. But then it started to grow on me.
- I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later... and Christ is resin.
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Mold One Liners
Which mold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mold? I can suggest the ones about plastic and mushroom.
- I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
- What did Mike Tyson say when I showed him my mold collection? Growth.
- What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth.
- As a slice of stale bread, I used to hate mold. But it's growing on me.
- What did the prospector say the the zombie rappers? "There's mold in them there grills"
- What do you call a test tube filled with mold? A vile vial
- What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold.
- What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded? He didn't carrot all
- Where do spores stay while on vacation? A mold-tel.
- You know what they say about moldy tents.... That mold is intense.
- cake how do you call a negative cake ?
a mold - Warning: Spoilers Microorganisms, specifically bacteria, molds, and yeasts.
- I must clean this damp and dark place. I must break the mold.
- The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so g**...." I told her to "respect its culture."
- What's a mole's favorite f**...? Mold.
Howlingly Hilarious Mold Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about mold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean germ jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mold pranks.
I bought a Jell-O mold in the shape of a handgun
The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.
Some mold started appearing in my bathtub
I didn't like it at first, but I'll admit, it started to grow on me.
In the wake of Hurricane Florence, residents of North Carolina are returning home to deal with flood damage, mold, and apparently with the arrival of the President...
Tiny mushrooms.
Dorblu
A man at a store:
"Do you have Dorblu cheese"
"What is it Dorblu?"
"Oh, it's a kind of cheese with mold"
"Sorry, we haven't. But we have Dorblu bread and Dorblu sausage"
They laughed at me at the hardware store
All I did was ask for some strong white caulk, that would not cause mold and that would last a long time.
In the mold of a Jeff Foxworthy joke
You know you are a r**... when you think a reboot has something to do with new footwear.
Why do they call it black mold?
Because when you see some you should probably evacuate the area.
^please don't hurt me this is the first joke I came up with.