Cheerful Fun Molar Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What do you call a tooth in a glass?
A one molar solution.
What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?
Molar opposites.
What's the difference between your dentist and a philosopher?
Your dentist helps you solve molar dilemmas.
People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.
I think this calls for a molar investigation.
What did Al Gore say when his third molar came through?
"Well that's an inconvenient tooth"
One of my molars just said I'm handsome.
I love having a sweet tooth.
Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?
His mouth was 4 molar
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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
What did Al Gore call his ingrown molar?
An Inconvenient Tooth
I had to take out a restraining order against my molar...
...it was abscessed with me.
How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?
With Avocado's Constant.
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What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A molar bear
Which kind of bear can chew the best?
A molar bear
What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth?
Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a dentist?
Ask them to define the world molar.
Where do moles go on Sunday mornings?
Molar mass.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
