Mojito Jokes
4 mojito jokes and hilarious mojito puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mojito that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Mojito Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good mojito joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'm a bartender
Guy: One Mojito please
Me: Sure
Guy: Can you make it v**...?
Me (Holding back tear): Yes... yes I can
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve mojitos here."
The disappointed mojito gets up and walks out of the bar.
"Sorry, we don't serve mojitos here" says the bartender.
The dejected mojito gets up and leaves the bar.
When Forrest Gump was a bartender
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some v**....
And the other bartender: r**..., FORREST, r**...!!!
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