Charming Humor Moisturizer Jokes with Loads of Fun
What the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize
The beauty industry:
For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today
... Police looking for a smooth criminal
My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer
It's like taking a handy from a baby!
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer...
...that makes you look ten years younger...
What language does the moisturizer speak?
Laotian
Landing a job in the moisturizer industry is tough. My advice?
Apply daily.
What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?
"Olay"
(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)
Tadashi from Big Hero 6 could use some moisturizer
He's looking a tad-ashy.
If you want a job in a moisturizer factory...
...you should apply daily.
