Moisturizer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Moisturizer jokes. There are some moisturizer creme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these moisturizer skin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor Moisturizer Jokes with Loads of Fun

What the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize

The beauty industry:

For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen

For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today

... Police looking for a smooth criminal

My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer

It's like taking a handy from a baby!

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer...

...that makes you look ten years younger...

What language does the moisturizer speak?


Landing a job in the moisturizer industry is tough. My advice?

Apply daily.

Moisturizer joke, Landing a job in the moisturizer industry is tough. My advice?

What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?


(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

Tadashi from Big Hero 6 could use some moisturizer

He's looking a tad-ashy.

If you want a job in a moisturizer factory... should apply daily.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the moisturizer dermatologists puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working moisturizer eyelids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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