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Moisturizer Jokes

9 moisturizer jokes and hilarious moisturizer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moisturizer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Charming Humor Moisturizer Jokes with Loads of Fun

What is a good moisturizer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call the moisture between two h**... having s**...?

Relative humidity.

My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.

Wow thanks I'm cured.

Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

What the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize

A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...

The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.
They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.
Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch some of the falling moisture. "It is drizzle," he declared.
The husband, a little put out by losing the argument, complained. "And why are we accepting our neighbors judgement?"
"Because," the wife replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."

The beauty industry:

For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today

... Police looking for a smooth criminal

I've been trying to get my moisture content just right when I bake a German cake.

I've been aiming for a seven out of ten but it keeps coming out drei.

I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today.

The customers were all itching for more

Moisturizer joke, I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today.


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Moisturizer joke, I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today.

Moisturizer joke, I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today.