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Moisturiser Jokes

8 moisturiser jokes and hilarious moisturiser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moisturiser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical & Quirky Moisturiser Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good moisturiser joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry

The best advice I can give you is to apply daily.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do you do if your eyes are dry?

Moisturise

Some moisturising lotion takes as long as 60 seconds to be absorbed into your skin

Just let that sink in for a minute

My local beauty shop was broken into last night.

CCTV footage shows a suspect moonwalking out carrying a large amount of moisturising cream.
The officer at the scene told the shop owner "You've been struck by, a smooth criminal".

I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser.

Did you hear about the poet who liked to dip his work in moisturiser?

It was poetry in lotion

Breaking news...

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger.

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