Moisture Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call the moisture between two hillbillies having sex?

Relative humidity.

My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture.

Wow thanks I'm cured.

Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

A man goes to the doctor because he cannot get an erection...

The man says Doctor, I've tried it all and can't for the life of me get an erection. My wife and I are frustrated! Anything you can think of to help me out? I'll try anything! Doctor thinks for a few seconds and says Well…this has worked for a few of my patients in the past. Doesn't hurt to give it a try. Tonight, while your wife is sleeping, take your two fingers and rub them on her vagina. Get the moisture and then rub it under your nose. This usually stimulates and with any luck, you'll get an erection. The man nods and leaves.

Later that night, while his wife is fast asleep, he takes the doctor's advice. He takes his fingers, rubs them on his wife's vagina and then rubs the moisture under his nose. To his surprise this works. He starts getting an erection. Excited, the man wakes up his wife Honey! Honey, LOOK! His wife, half asleep, looks at him and in a dazed state replies What! You woke me up to show me you have a bloody nose?

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