Moist Jokes
52 moist jokes and hilarious moist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about moist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for something a little wetter than a classic joke? Check out these moist jokes for a soft and reddish take on humor. Dive into these deliciously moist jokes for your daily dose of critical moisture.
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Funniest Moist Short Jokes
Short moist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The moist humour may include short soggy jokes also.
- I like my girls the way I like my Whiskey. Eighteen years old, moist and preferably in a basement.
- Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.
- What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
- If you ever see an baby owl in a toilet don't flush... Because you aren't supposed to flush moist owelettes.
- What do you call an Owl taking a bath? ... A moist owlette
- What are sometimes moist, smells bad and requires going down to get in it? Basements.
- How do keep your eyes from being dry? You moist your eyes.
- Why is it best to be inside by dark during Xenomorph mating season? They moistly only come out at night...moistly.
- What do you call a heifer in a pond? A moist cow-lette
- What do you use when you have dry eyes? Moist-your-eyes-er
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Moist One Liners
Which moist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with moist? I can suggest the ones about sweaty and soaked.
- What do you call a wet baby owl? A moist owlette.
- What do you call a baby owl in the rain? A moist owlette
- What do you call a baby owl that gets caught in a light rain? A moist owlet.
- I saw a baby owl caught in the rain. It was a moist owlet.
- What do you call a calf in the rain? *A moist cowlette!*
- What do you call a baby owl that just had a bath? A moist owlet.
- I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist.
- What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet Moist-your-eyes
- I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people.
- What is both delicious and moist? .
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A lie! - I don't like damp things For the moist part
- What's pink, moist and smells fishy? Salmon.
- What do you think Trudeau will be remembered for..... moistly?
- The last time I made a chick moist.... was a water balloon fight in 4th grade.
- What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits...
Cheeky Moist Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about moist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rainy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make moist pranks.
I like my women like i like my cake mixes...
ultra moist w**...
What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!
When does the Pillsbury Doughboy pull out?
20 minutes at 350 degrees. If it's too moist, put it back in.
What does the dryer say to the laundry when it's still moist?
I dried my best.
The moist finger
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me.
And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."
There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word.
They found that indeed "moist" was the least favorite word among women and that "deeper" was the least favorite word among men.
Are you an explorer?
Cause I've got a hot moist cave for you to explore.
My Thanksgiving dinner was almost perfect. All it needed was a little something to make it a bit more moist.
That would be gravy.
Q. Why did the gynecologist had a moist nose?
A. He was short sighted.
What do you call the killing of a duck?
A m**... moist fowl.
I like my women like I like my brownies...
Moist and flakey.
What did the moisturiser say to his wife when greeting her at the train station?
Alo Vera!
I think I have a water f**...
Just traces of it makes me feel moist and when I'm in contact with a lot of it I'm wet
Woman talking to her husband: My friend Susan said her boyfriend recites poems about love to her, I think that's so romantic, why can't you do something like that? Husband replies I can do that.
Roses are red your p**... are moist, I'd take you to bed, but I don't have a hoist.
My roommate had a terrible rash
My roommate had a terrible rash that didn't seem to want to go away.
He decided to go see the doctor about it.
I came home that day to see him crying on the couch.
"Oh no... bad news?"
"Nope! The doctor said I'll be fine. He told me to 'Just go home and moist your eyes.'"
I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a c**....
I run into chicken wings more often that I do s**....
Some moisturising lotion takes as long as 60 seconds to be absorbed into your skin
Just let that sink in for a minute
I've been trying to get my moisture content just right when I bake a German cake.
I've been aiming for a seven out of ten but it keeps coming out drei.
