Mohawk Jokes
8 mohawk jokes and hilarious mohawk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mohawk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Mohawk Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good mohawk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was walking down a street in Hollywood and ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, I piy the fool!
I said, Hey, you missed a T!
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Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...
A twenty-something with a rainbow colored mohawk is sitting at a booth at a restaurant. After a while he realizes an old man sitting there staring at him. He goes back to eating but the old man is still staring at him. Eventually, he goes over and asks "look, can I help you?" and the old man says "well son, years ago I had s**... with a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son."
Mohawk haircut was invented ...
by a barber who just wanted to align some sideburns
What's an eagles favorite haircut?
A Mohawk.... hahahahahahahaaa
I drank a bottle of Tequila last night and woke up with a Mohawk.
Not the haircut. A big, sweaty Indian.
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An elderly gentleman sits on a park bench.
On the opposite bench sits a young punk. With his multi\-colored mohawk and f**... tattoos, he presents quite a spectacle for the older man, who can't help but to stare incredulously. Finally, the young punk has had enough of the elderly man's staring.
"What's your problem, old man?" yells the punk. "Didn't you ever do anything wild and rebellious?"
"Oh, for sure, for sure," replies the old man. "Many years ago, I got drunk and made love to a parrot."
"You see?" replies the punk. "So what are you staring at me for?"
"My apologies," the old man answers, "I was actually just wondering if you might not be my son."
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An elderly man goes to a shopping mall...
... And decides to sit down for a while in the food court. A few moments pass by and a young man sits a few tables away from him. This young man has a mohawk taller than half of his body and dyed every color of the rainbow. The old man begins staring at the young man and eventually the latter gets aggravated, walks up to the elderly man and asks "Whatcha staring for old man? Haven't you ever done anything wild and crazy before?" The elderly man says "Sure have. Got drunk in the Army once and had s**... with a peacock. Just trying to determine if you might be my son."
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A teenager sits next to an old man on a bench...
... and the old man will not stop staring at him. The kid had a long, spiky mohawk that was different colors. His arms and neck were covered in tattoos, and multiple piercings in his nostrils and ears.
Finally, the kid, sick of the old man staring at him says, "What's the matter old man? Ain't you never done anything crazy in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replies, "When I was young I got drunk and had s**... with a peacock once - I was wondering if you were my son."
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