Mohawk Jokes
9 mohawk jokes and hilarious mohawk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mohawk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Mohawk Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good mohawk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Dirty old man
An old man was sitting on a bench when a teenager with a rainbow mohawk walked by. The old man stared at him. Seeing him star, the teenager said "What's the matter old-timer, never done anything crazy in your life?" The old man replied "Many years ago, I got drunk at a wild party and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering whether you were my son."
A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper...
After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intently at the youth's multicolored mohawk. The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"
The man responded, "I once got drunk and had s**... with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."
I was walking down a street in Hollywood and ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, I piy the fool!
I said, Hey, you missed a T!
An old man set out on his first trip to the mall
At the food court he was people watching and noticed a young man dressed in wild clothes with a multi-color mohawk.
The young man notices the old man staring so he walks over and rudely asks him if he has a problem.
The old man stared at him a moment longer and said, "Not really, just thinking about a time around 20 years ago when I got really drunk and s**... a peacock, I was just wondering if you might be my son".
Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...
A twenty-something with a rainbow colored mohawk is sitting at a booth at a restaurant. After a while he realizes an old man sitting there staring at him. He goes back to eating but the old man is still staring at him. Eventually, he goes over and asks "look, can I help you?" and the old man says "well son, years ago I had s**... with a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son."
Mohawk haircut was invented ...
by a barber who just wanted to align some sideburns
What's an eagles favorite haircut?
A Mohawk.... hahahahahahahaaa
I drank a bottle of Tequila last night and woke up with a Mohawk.
Not the haircut. A big, sweaty Indian.
An elderly gentleman sits on a park bench.
On the opposite bench sits a young punk. With his multi\-colored mohawk and f**... tattoos, he presents quite a spectacle for the older man, who can't help but to stare incredulously. Finally, the young punk has had enough of the elderly man's staring.
"What's your problem, old man?" yells the punk. "Didn't you ever do anything wild and rebellious?"
"Oh, for sure, for sure," replies the old man. "Many years ago, I got drunk and made love to a parrot."
"You see?" replies the punk. "So what are you staring at me for?"
"My apologies," the old man answers, "I was actually just wondering if you might not be my son."
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