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Whats Brown and Sticky?
Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.
I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.
It was gaseous clay
What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam?
He-jab
What do you call a guy with a slice of ham on his head?
Hammed....
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head?
Mohammed...
What do you call a guy with two slices of ham on his head standing between two buildings?
Mohammed Ali.
(Hope I didn't offend anyone ;p)
[credit to Mohammed Ali - r.i.p] Mohammed Ali walked on an Elevator...
He sees a guy and a pregnant woman in the elevator.
Ali looks at the guy and says "I swear I never saw her before in my life".
note: this really happened. Older family members who bumped into him in the late 70's to early 80's said he was really funny in real life.
If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
He would be dead after one punch.
Mohammed Ali's last tweet.
@thegreatest: smh smh smh smh
For all you boxing fans out there
Eighty year old woman, huge boxing fan, decides to get a couple of tattoos of her favourite pugilists done.
One of Mohamed Ali on the inside of her upper right thigh, one of Mike Tyson on the inside of her upper left thigh.
Pleased as punch, she goes home to her husband, lifts up her dress, spreads her legs and says, ' Well, what do you think of these?'
Husband replies 'The one on the right could be Mohamed Ali, the one on the left might be Mike Tyson, but the one in the middle is definitely Don King.
Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND.
*Registration on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND.
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:*
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En — *silence in the classroom.*
"Ali Son al En" — *continued silence as everyone looked around the room.*
*The teacher repeated the call.*
*A girl stood up and said*: "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen."
Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?
In the w**..., he used to fight bald clowns.
(Self made joke)
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