Mohammad Jokes
24 mohammad jokes and hilarious mohammad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mohammad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mohammad Short Jokes
Short mohammad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mohammad humour may include short religion jokes also.
- The teacher asks little Jimmy... Teacher:- "Jimmy, if you had five sweeties and little Mohammad asked you for one, how many sweeties would you have?"
Jimmy:- "Five" - Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial... ...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".
- Ahmed had 3 apples. Mohammad had 5. They both ate two Now calculate the radius of the bomb blast
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Mohammad One Liners
Which mohammad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mohammad? I can suggest the ones about prophet and extremist.
- What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you
- For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammad Ali dvds. Both boxed.
- Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet.
- Why did Mohammad go to Medina whenever he had a question? Because Medina had the Ansar
- What do you call an Arab investor? The Profit Mohammad
- Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
- What do you call a black muslim? Mohammad Alley
- What did Mohammad eat while in the Holy Land? Makkah-roni and cheese!
- What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon
- Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out? Comme see, comme saw
- What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali
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What funny jokes about mohammad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mohammad pranks.
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What do you call a drunk Arab?
What do you call a drunk Arab?
Hammad.
What do you call a really drunk Arab?
Mohammad.
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Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
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What's the difference between prophet Mohammad and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a 6 year olds face
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Did you know baby girls were buried alive before prophet Mohammad put a stop to it?
So he could marry them obviously.
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I noticed lately you guys like translated jokes, here's an arabic one
A muslim extremist went in a taxi and on his way to his destination he noticed the radio was on so he asked the taxi driver..
M: Did they have radio in Prophet Mohammad's time?
T: No.
M: So why do you have the radio on?
T: *turns off the radio*
Then the extremist asks another question..
M: What about air conditioning? I'm sure you know the answer.
T: No they did not.
M: So why do you have it on?
T: *turns it off*
The taxi driver decided to ask the extremist a question this time..
T: Did they have taxi's in Prophet Mohammad's time?
M: Of course not!
T: Then GFTO!
