The Best 13 Mohammad Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mohammad jokes. There are some mohammad mohamed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mohammad mohammered puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mohammad Jokes and Puns

What do you call a drunk Arab?

What do you call a drunk Arab?
Hammad.

What do you call a really drunk Arab?
Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad.

What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim?

Mohammad.

Mohammad joke, What do you call a drunk muslim?

Maths Question (Muslim version)

Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?

Mohammad is a great name for a businessman

It's all about the prophet.


Why did Mohammad go to Medina whenever he had a question?

Because Medina had the Ansar

Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion.

Jesus, with a smug smile, says: "My faith can move the tallest of mountains."

Mohammad confidently replies: "How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"

Mohammad joke, Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion.

The teacher asks little Jimmy...

Teacher:- "Jimmy, if you had five sweeties and little Mohammad asked you for one, how many sweeties would you have?"
Jimmy:- "Five"

What's the difference between prophet Mohammad and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a 6 year olds face

Did you know baby girls were buried alive before prophet Mohammad put a stop to it?

So he could marry them obviously.

What do you call an Arab investor?

The Profit Mohammad

You can explore mohammad religion reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean mohammad quran dad jokes. There are also mohammad puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why don't Muslims have 50/50 raffles?

Because you can't draw Mohammad.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial...

...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mohammad seminary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mohammad islam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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